What a nasty piece of work your half-sister is. You are even kind enough to refer to her as your sister without the half when she behaves like this.
Aw, f**k, am sorry. Would clueless egg c*nt, c*nt-features or Tweedledumbf**k. Or f**kin' mingemope, be more appropriate? Eh?
Aye, well, ma mum doesnae like when we aw argue. Yellin' at each other, slammin' doors. Aggressively swearing. Bawlin' n' cryin' our eyes with temper.
It's make The Simpsons look wholesome by comparison. So there's no alot ah can do, really. Just awkwardly, avoid eye contact when she attempts* to be funny.
(*Attempts... F**k! That implies she got potential to be funny) Ah just do this, mentally: :omg: And think up funnier jokes - that are y'know:
FUNNY! Or harsh, brutal putdowns ah don't huv the ghoulies to articulate, or say aloud.
Just go to ma happy place.
But ah mean, if those are the kinda jokes
she finds funny, then fine.
Who um ah, tae complain? Do what you think is funny, right? She's from a different generation. It's obviously still early 1970s Britain in her mind. Since I'm roughly 20 years younger than her...
And comedy in the UK durin' the early part of the 1970s, that wuz when ye could make still jokes about
"My mother-in-law..."; and be more openly racist and make awful jokes about
"Pakis" *, African, Asian & Carribbean people
(especially Jamicans) - all without consequence. Because,
it was just a joke.
* I merely givin' an example here. No' bein' racist.
Y'know, before the whole alternative comedy & satire boom of the late 70s and much of the 80s.
Anyway... f**k knows why am geein' youse lot a short f**kin' history lesson on British comedy? Oh, that right, am makin' point aboot jokes. So, as ah wuz sayin'...
Ma oldest step-sibling also still thinks quite highly of me, y'know. Still think we're friends - we've still got a good relationship. So me gettin' mad at her over a racist joke. She'd probably stop talkin' to me. Even though, it's hur who cannae seem tae understand or comprehend
- whatever the buck that means? - that just because ah laughed at the joke once. That doesnae mean it'll get the same response a 2nd time or 4th time or 5th...
An believe me, had it been ma other half-sister - who's also mixed race like me - on the receiving end of the oldest yin's racist jokes. She'd be huvin' none of it. Ye see, ma other step-sister is very a tempramental person.
In so much, as she's got a temper and she's f**kin' mental. We're alike in that sense. :sarcastic: And prone to confrontation if summit unacceptable has be said.
"What ye say that for? No, what'd ya say it? C'mon, explain" Or if she doesnae think or
"get" what you've just said and laughed. She demands to know why you think it's funny. And ye better huv a good argument and/or reason. In comedy terms, she's a heckler's heckler, if you will. Because she doesnae take any shit from naebody. Is very outspoken and she knows karate.
Confrontation's somethin' that's outta character for a quiet, reserved, introverted lad like me.
Mibbe next time she say a racist joke at ma expense, ah should say summit like:
"Your comedy IQ huz'nae quite surpassed yer shoe size yet, has it?"
And I like the idea of you doing your own thread. You definitely are talented, the way you write about your experiences, not at all dull. I could imagine you doing your own music and comedy show.
Ah, music 'n' comedy. Above medicore at one
(the guitar), and unintentionally hilarious at the other
(comedy)[/I]. Ah mean, ah can play the guitar reasonable well. Though, am pure shite, if am honest, at guitar solos.
And comedy... Ach! Well, squeeze ma co(c)k & call me Nancy! That's nae bother tae likes ah me. Well, the laughs just come naturally, anyway. Especially when you've got a unique, whimsical, sweary native language & dialect. And an accent like Shrek... and yer talkin' to Americans*. Though, in fairness, we Scots can and do talk at a helluva speed withoot, seemingly, takin' a single breath to pause.
(*If ye didnae take umbrage - offense - at that... ye didnae get implication o' the joke) 😉
Got any ideas for ma own thread? Because ah need help wi' that. Like, eh... a title, perhaps? Also, am no' sure youse want tae hear ma life story - as ah said, it's no' exactly a happy story and the laughs. Well, some incidents are only laugh-out-loud funny, retro-spec-tively.*
*Nae idea why ah broken word up tae 3 syllables? Comic affect? :idontknow: What a f**kin' knob!
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