The negative thread

[Kiwong]

Damn thread, it made me laugh.

 

[Shenmue]

I hate hate hate haaaatttte humanity. Why don't you get off this planet and leave me alone.
*Disclaimer*
The views and opinions expressed in the post do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions held by Shenmue.

 

[WeirdyMcGee]

Doctor says I need to eat a serving of meat per day in order to survive.
I can only afford to eat meat once a week.

...and it's like, hotdogs or something, so... I don't know how much actual meat is in there.
Damn.

 

[Gaucho]

very nice thread. but i rather not post, otherwise it would never have a end

 

[Invisibleman]

England lost to South Africa, Wales lost to Australia and Ireland lost to New Zealand all lost to countries in the southern hemisphere.

I had all 3 recorded and was going to watch them later-_- *deletes recordings*

 

[dyingtolive]

The northern hemisphere lost all 3 games in Rugby, Oh man.

Haha they sure suck.

I ran out of cake. I can tell this is going to be a miserable week...

Haha no cake for you!

England lost to South Africa, Wales lost to Australia and Ireland lost to New Zealand all lost to countries in the southern hemisphere.

That's pretty pathetic.

i haven't had sex in nearly a week

shakes head

Life sucks then you die !

Cheers!

 

[Hoppy]

England lost to South Africa, Wales lost to Australia and Ireland lost to New Zealand all lost to countries in the southern hemisphere.

What is negative about that? It sounds so good!!!

 

[Graeme1988]

Apparently I'm too intelligent tae have a conversation with, according my own mother. WTF's that supposed tae mean, anyway?

And I'm sick of having tae do stuff for my oldest sister. Mainly stuff that involves updating her laptop, because she's too freakin' lazy to do it herself. Update Windows 7, put songs onto her iTunes/iPod, install whatever software, download albums she wants from whatever torrent site. My sister's self-pitying excuse being: "All that stuff's too complicated for me". Get tae f***! A woman in her mid-40s can't be bother to use Google search engine more often, so get her wee brother to do everything. Yet has absolutely nae bother sending emails and chatting on Facebook. Shouldnae even own a f***in' laptop if it's "supposedly" too complicated for ye.

I've even shown my cousin (6 years younger than me) how to do half the stuff on a laptop that my oldest sister to lazy to herself - she got it. And my cousin is - sorry if this seems cruel by-the-way - a few tiles short of a roof. Stupid in other words. Rant over! Sorry, I'm in a less than cheerful mood today.

 

[da_illest101]

Apparently I'm too intelligent tae have a conversation with, according my own mother. WTF's that supposed tae mean, anyway?

And I'm sick of having tae do stuff for my oldest sister. Mainly stuff that involves updating her laptop, because she's too freakin' lazy to do it herself. Update Windows 7, put songs onto her iTunes/iPod, install whatever software, download albums she wants from whatever torrent site. My sister's self-pitying excuse being: "All that stuff's too complicated for me". Get tae f***! A woman in her mid-40s can't be bother to use Google search engine more often, so get her wee brother to do everything. Yet has absolutely nae bother sending emails and chatting on Facebook. Shouldnae even own a f***in' laptop if it's "supposedly" too complicated for ye.

I've even shown my cousin (6 years younger than me) how to do half the stuff on a laptop that my oldest sister to lazy to herself - she got it. And my cousin is - sorry if this seems cruel by-the-way - a few tiles short of a roof. Stupid in other words. Rant over! Sorry, I'm in a less than cheerful mood today.

So why do you even do it?

 

[dyingtolive]

i am **** i will always be ****. while others have it all yet they throw it all away

 

[Graeme1988]

So why do you even do it?

I have great difficult saying "No" to my oldest half sister. Because much like my late father, she persisits until I give in and agree to do it.

 

[coyote]

i have an incredibly difficult time mustering up the courage to ask out attractive women

when their husbands or boyfriends are present

 

[bcsr]

sometimes i forget to turn off my swag when i go to bed, and i wake up covered in women.

 

[Phoenixx]

^ That totally made me laugh out loud. :: Ha!

 

[Hellhound]

sometimes i forget to turn off my swag when i go to bed, and i wake up covered in women.

Pfft... Hahaha

 

[MollyBeGood]

LOL

you kill me ::

misery loves company and 6 months ago this thread would have been making me happy

**feel better and be happy however you can, is my advice...obviously not at the expense of anyone/thing.

 

[Remus]

Hungover....

 

[Srijita52]

^ That totally made me laugh out loud. :: Ha!

Haha me too!

 

[Waybuloo]

What is negative about that? It sounds so good!!!

Maybe he sees North as positive and South as negative.

 

[hidwell]

What is negative about that? It sounds so good!!!

I suppose it depends on your perspective.