Mom and dad, thanks for raising me to be a complete coward and completly dependant on others. Thanks for making sure I never learned how to make or keep freinds I really do love all of the genetic diseases you passed onto me.
Dan, I hate you more than I have ever hated any man I have met.
You tore my heart out, threw it on the ground and stomped on it.How dare you tell me i'm not as good as those blond, skinny big boobed golddiggers! just because they have charisma and I don't. 9 Miles is too far? **** you! You whined about your lack of sex life but you couldn't even toss me a pitty ****? eat shit dan.9 Miles is too far? **** you!
Josh, Please stop texting me 300 times a day with nonsense.we are both over 30 and this childish shit need to stop. its not funny or cute.I really don't give a shit about the photos or vine that big cast derek just posted. I find his stuff to be boring and repetitive too.
Pleases stop chugging down 20 cans of soda a day. the noise is awful,Stop making were we eat about whether they have a black bean burger or not. There are more options than maggot burgers and pizza! and for the last time I hate pizza!
Stop chewing gum like a cow chews its cud, its rude to do that in my ear. I can hear you chewing that shit from across the room. Pleases stop working out while we are together. I don't enjoy it and you smell like a bag of pissed on corn chips when you are done.
I have told you so many time that I like animated movies, pleases stop taking me to sci fi , comic book and super hero movies. I really hate them.
Scheduled sex is not acceptable, I'm really not in the mood on Saturdays at 5:30 am.........EVER. only being able to last for 12 seconds is not normal! and rubbing my crotch while sticking your tongue down my throat is not foreplay!
PS I really want to **** your brother. at least he knows how to be considerate to others needs.