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nodejesque

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You're a douchebag. Yes, you.

I didnt need your friendship anyway. I hope you have a happy life, but you're still a douche.
 

worrywort

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Acquaintance: "Hey Bob, wanna come over for dinner/grab a cup of coffee sometime?"

Me: "No thanks"

*moment of unbearable awkwardness*

Acquaintance: (hurt) "oh....ok :sad: " or (angry) "Why not? What's wrong with you?! :veryangry:"

Me: "There's nothing wrong with me, and it's nothing personal against you. I just don't enjoy socializing. I'll find the experience draining and nerve-wracking, and I'd prefer to stay at home and work on my own projects and be by myself and I don't want to feel like a freak for being this way."
 
Ah know ye might not want to hear this but, you are a selfish, c**t of a wummin to live with mum. You can't even bring yerself to apologies for the mistakes and how you treat me in the past.

It's aw a bit hard to forget when you were the one who burdened me with yer past martial relationships? D'ye think mibbe, just mibbe, you were equally at fault for domestic abuse you suffered ? Not sayin' you deserved it but the fact you have constantly tried to control me and least we forget stabbed in the hand. Closest I got to "hurt you physically" was pushing you way when you tried to hug after doing that.

And saying you didn't mean it... Wny is that always your go to excuse when you've done something wrong? Is it so difficult to take responsibility for yer own actions rather than pass the blame to me, wnen ah've done nuthin' wrong.
 

GraybeardGhost

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I did everything I was supposed to do, everything you asked. I submitted my insurance policy and you approved it. You know damned well I am not liable for this charge, and yet you have the audacity to send me a bill? An attempt to collect a debt? I don't owe you a ****ing dime, you bloodsuckers!!! And you send it on Saturday night so I have to stew over it until Monday? **** you, you cowardly corporate *****s! I'll pay this bill when hell freezes over your rotting, greed-blackened souls and not one ****ing second sooner. :veryangry:
 

this_portrait

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This may sound superficial, but for a long time I've always wanted to be around people a bit more like me, but it's like they didn't exist anywhere near me. You were the first one I met, and that's why I regret lashing out the way I did. I felt like I sabotaged a decent connection.
 
Ye think yer funny take yer wee shots at me with yer snide, pessimistic remarks? Well, yer no. They say yer sense of humour is a reflects yer pesonality. Well, if that's the case, then you just a bitter, miserable, pessimistic... c**t!!

The sooner we part ways, the f***in' better. Ah've suffered enough.

Whit's the difference am no angry an bitter aw the time, like you.
Always, always got tae be thinkin' tha worst of everyone an everythin'.
Ye could dae with some cocaine in yer system, preck ye up a wee bit.

And you f***in' scare me, ye really do.
 
How da f*** could ye keep that detail from me? Yer only tellin' me this hysterical story now? Why?! Ah've been oot of hospital for a month noo. But while ah wus in somebuddy actually did that... Shouldnae laugh but that's too funny. :bigsmile:

See ye can be funny when ye want to be sis, yer more a funny storyteller than joke teller.
 
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When are you going to stop this, huh? Ah hud this surgery because ah actually want to try get as much outta ma life before I'm eventually dead.

Ah didnae get so you could be a dour-faced, miserable c***. D'ye know how it feels to be 2nd guessed, to huv people make false assumptions about ya because they think they know ya? D'ye know how it feel to have every suggestion or decision you make for yerself contradicted by a wummin who has said frequently that "If ah hud a brain, ah'd be dangerous" Oh, how surreal yet ironic.

And you think yer middle child's husband is a control freak. Ye might want to take a look at yerself, there. But you don't like when the mirror is held to reflect who you are deep down cuz, much like me, you hate the person you've become. And refuse to even make an effort to better yerself. Quite ironic, innit? Aw them quiz shows ye want and ye still act like yer thick as f***!

But, at least, am try tae make an effort, it's just that you are gettin' in the way of my progress. Why d'ye think my sister drives to my hospital appointment now, and sit in with me as well? Y'know why? Cuz she doesnae interrupt me mid-sentence and talk for me. She just let me say what ah want to say. Despite not being the most intelligent or knowledgeable person in the world.

Oh, and I meant what I said when ah telt you that you can either change the attitude or get tha f*** outta my life. Every single word of it.
 

BlazeBlue

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You probably deserve most of what is happening to you right now, but I can't help feeling sorry and love for you, simply because you're my mother.
 

SilentAndShy

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I know everyone is excited about my wife coming but I'm not. I'm ****ing dreading it. Dreading that she will realise how uneventful my life is and IDK jack all about anything and don't even get me started on taking her out and about with my driving anxiety..

I don't like sitting out in the front of the office, anxiously waiting for the door to open to some bugger who will ask me a question IDK nothing about so I panic and try to get rid of them with a minutae piece of information. How I've lasted in this job I have no idea..
 

SilentAndShy

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I know I shouldn't but I can't deny how damn pretty you are or that I'm a stalker who tries to catch sight of you when going past your shop or on the train. Sorry if I'm creeping you out. But eye contact and a smile would be great, please?

I really cba with this. Wish I could tell customers to just disappear and not bother me.
 

Hoppy

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I am tired, angry. I've been scraping along with nothing for the past twenty years just to help you and be nice to you, and in return I received only anger and contempt. You have made my life miserable, and the day you die I will not feel anything but relief.
 
I am tired, angry. I've been scraping along with nothing for the past twenty years just to help you and be nice to you, and in return I received only anger and contempt. You have made my life miserable, and the day you die I will not feel anything but relief.
Ah cun relate there, Hoppy. Oddly enough...

This is how ah felt when ah heard tha news ma dad died.
And ah'll probably feel tha same way when ma mum dies anaw - as awful as that is to say.
 

GraybeardGhost

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So, I say I'm feeling forgotten and you don't know whether to like it or not? What if I say I'm vanishing into oblivion because no one I've ever met knows or cares if I'm still alive? Would that make it any simpler for you? Would you find that thought easier to love?
 

defiance

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You think I'm selfish for having suicidal thoughts? Aren't you being selfish for wanting me to stay when you aren't the one living in this misery called my existence? If the day comes where I no longer can take this level of torment, don't tell me I was selfish for deciding to end it.
 

SilentAndShy

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Go away please. I don't particular care much about your problems and you might as well talk to a wall because my listening skills are poor. Sorry, but that's how I am.
 
Go away please. I don't particular care much about your problems and you might as well talk to a wall because my listening skills are poor. Sorry, but that's how I am.
:bigsmile: Sorry, laughin' cuz ah cun relate. Ah think ma listening skills huv gone worse as ah gotten older - in that ah tend to zone out after a few minute. But still nod along as if am listening. :giggle:
 

SilentAndShy

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:bigsmile: Sorry, laughin' cuz ah cun relate. Ah think ma listening skills huv gone worse as ah gotten older - in that ah tend to zone out after a few minute. But still nod along as if am listening. :giggle:
Haha, so agree on your latter point. I had a meeting this morning, for an hour, and after I while - this guy who liked listing off his accomplishments - had me lost and I just smiled and nodded. I think it's an inherited gene from my Mum though - both get lost sometimes!
 
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