Ah don't underestimate masel', am just realistic about ma physical disability an ma limitations which result from it. So, how f**kin' dare you lecture me on ma own body, ya arrogant bint. You don't even know how much of a struggle ma life is on a daily basis. Just cuz you think ah'll be upstair in a week doesnae make that's a realistic prospect. Nor is it wise.
Ah'd still trust the advice of ma consultant who did ma othopedic surgery than some obnoxious, smug wummin who thinks she knows it all cuz she wears glasses and uses big words... Ooooh, look it you. Somebuddy paid attention in school, eh?
Oh, an stop placin' undue pressure on me to recovery quickly. Just cuz am built like a brick-shithouse doesnae mean ah'll heal any quicker. Am no f***in' Wolverine, y'know?!
Ah'll do this on ma terms, an mine alone. So, if you take umbrage with that, ah suggest ye f**k off. Cuz I am not gonnae rush this. If it's gonnae take a year then that how long it'll take.