Graeme1988
Hie yer hence from me heath!
Everything's just gan tae shite! Nothin's goin' right fur me. Too many issues n' problem than ah can deal wi'. Too self-aware. Too frightened tae get mad n' start ragin' because that no' ma character. Y'know, am the nice, polite, say nae wrong, sweet, kind-hearted (c)unt - by which ah mean, person.
Ah should be happy, but am no'... Also snide, sarcastic, insenstive "joke" remarks, which are no' the least bit funny n' withoot a hint o' irony, fae the family are gettin' on ma tits (nerves). And startin' tae play intae ma BDD issues. :sad:
Ah know, hard tae believe, what wi' a face like mine n' shite soundin' but incrrredibly exotic accent - ah should be as be as Larry. An' he's so happy, ye need a f**kin' hammer tae wipe the smile of that toothy b'stard's face! :bigsmile:
Anywho, ah just want it tae end - either the comments fae the family or the misery am feelin'. Ye see me... ah know ye cannae, but anyway. :sarcastic: Right, am no' the kinda guy who can tolerate an endless torrent o' insult in ma direction - unless they're actually humour tae them. If am honest, am a right temperamental wee fanny... Meanin' ah've got a temper n' am pure mental. Sorry, it just comes naturally tae me - the jokes n' that... y'know jokes that are actually funny.
Basically am huvin' a wee bit o' dilemma here. Is it right, wi' the exception o' yer muther, obviously - since she carried ye aboot inside her belly fur a few months n' put on a helluva weight as result... Right so, eh, anyway. Is right or wrong tae tell yer some o' yer faimly when they might've over-stepped the mark in terms o' jokes...? Because there are some "funny thoughts" that never should said aloud. Ah would also say that's true of maist o' ma posts on here. But ah just cannae help masel'... It's like huvin' diarrhea at the wrang end! Humour as a defense... nae idea why ah dae it so frequently.
So anyway, just askin' because, ma current reaction / expression when am offended by summit is tae grimance, like ah've just hud ma wully stapled tae an office desk. Not a pretty sight... And ah think ah'll end ma wee, long-winded, guff speakin' rant there (and leave youse aw wi' that unpleasant but darkly humourous image). :ironicsmile:
Ah should be happy, but am no'... Also snide, sarcastic, insenstive "joke" remarks, which are no' the least bit funny n' withoot a hint o' irony, fae the family are gettin' on ma tits (nerves). And startin' tae play intae ma BDD issues. :sad:
Ah know, hard tae believe, what wi' a face like mine n' shite soundin' but incrrredibly exotic accent - ah should be as be as Larry. An' he's so happy, ye need a f**kin' hammer tae wipe the smile of that toothy b'stard's face! :bigsmile:
Anywho, ah just want it tae end - either the comments fae the family or the misery am feelin'. Ye see me... ah know ye cannae, but anyway. :sarcastic: Right, am no' the kinda guy who can tolerate an endless torrent o' insult in ma direction - unless they're actually humour tae them. If am honest, am a right temperamental wee fanny... Meanin' ah've got a temper n' am pure mental. Sorry, it just comes naturally tae me - the jokes n' that... y'know jokes that are actually funny.
Basically am huvin' a wee bit o' dilemma here. Is it right, wi' the exception o' yer muther, obviously - since she carried ye aboot inside her belly fur a few months n' put on a helluva weight as result... Right so, eh, anyway. Is right or wrong tae tell yer some o' yer faimly when they might've over-stepped the mark in terms o' jokes...? Because there are some "funny thoughts" that never should said aloud. Ah would also say that's true of maist o' ma posts on here. But ah just cannae help masel'... It's like huvin' diarrhea at the wrang end! Humour as a defense... nae idea why ah dae it so frequently.
So anyway, just askin' because, ma current reaction / expression when am offended by summit is tae grimance, like ah've just hud ma wully stapled tae an office desk. Not a pretty sight... And ah think ah'll end ma wee, long-winded, guff speakin' rant there (and leave youse aw wi' that unpleasant but darkly humourous image). :ironicsmile: