Graeme1988
Hie yer hence from me heath!
Just keep talking Graeme you lovely big hearted bletherin' ████! You're a blessing in a kilt so never shut up!
Ah must confess - ah've never worn a kilt afore. Ah know... the shame.
Plus ah dinnae want folk geein' me hassle: "Eh... How come yur wearin' 3 socks?" Ah leave that joke tae your dirty imagination
Yes, come to America. I'll host you in a foriegn exchange program. I'll take you, your family can take my mother![]()
:bigsmile: Christ, that'll be a bewilderin' experience fur us baith. Ah can jist imagine it. Coz ma muther talk a lot, huz a surreal sense uh humour and occasionally states the obvious. And does voices - by which ah mean accent other than her own. Ma older sisters are a bit irriting - but then aren't all sisters? Try n' contain yer laughter whenever ah say anythin' that no' fun... ████ that! Laugh aw ye want.
Ah actually been feelin' awright the day, which is quite unusual fur me. In that ah usually through phases wi' depression. Though, ah huv'nae hud tae talk oot loud much.