dear coyote
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The blood is actually replaced by ground liver in the white pudding.And its all mixed up with suet which is hard white fat on the kidneys and loins of cattle, sheep, and other animals. And its all rolled up in intestines. Eeeeww
BlueDays
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....*reaches for a bucket* Dear coyote (and his adorable assistant Hubert),
As your assistant Hubert has an impressive ability to delve into the dark recesses of the human psyche, could he please inform me what he thinks was going through the mind of the man who invented the indoor toilet.
Why would man have ever thought it was a good idea to bring one of natures most unpleasant experiences inside, where the whole family can enjoy the results of every family members visit to the toilet?
Thank you,
puzzled reader.
coyote
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dear puzzled,
it is our belief that the indoor toilet was no doubt invented by someone from the State of Wisconsin, where it looks like this today at the local yacht marina....
if you squint just right you can make out the Sister Islands on the horizon....
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coyote
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Black pudding uuuugghh.....shudder....white pudding.....uuuuggggghhhhh worse shuddering
Look here, I have a stance on this. You can either use the word 'pudding' to describe cake OR you can use it to describe intestines and scraggly innard bits but you can't go around using it for both! Its too confusing! I'm sure thats how the Scots ended up with deep fried battered haggis. It was all a terrible mixup.
I enjoyed my breakfast roll sans the bloody scraggly gut bits.
dear inhabitants of the british isles:
seriously, you people eat some weird stuff over there :idontknow:
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well.... There is a bit of a dispute about the applicability of the term*British Isles
*with relation to*Ireland.
But I must agree, I dont eat black or white pudding, I regard it as yucky and weird.
I'm cool with it, we were all ancient Britons before the romans turned up :thumbdown:
Hang on, the word Britannia is Latin
h:
Section_31
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Dear Coyote,
Is it true Blizzard Entertainment used you as a template for their space marines in starcraft 2?.
If so, were you hasty enough to patent and copyright yourself?
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen
Is it true Blizzard Entertainment used you as a template for their space marines in starcraft 2?.
If so, were you hasty enough to patent and copyright yourself?
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen
Dear coyote:
How far can a brown dog run into the woods?
How far can a brown dog run into the woods?
coyote
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dear Mr. Peaslee,
brown dogs can only run halfway into the woods
after that they are running out of the woods
unless, of course, they run into Bigfoot
and if they are Yorkies, they don't run at all, but rather are carried in designer bags by aging debutants
awkwardamanda
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coyote
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In which case they don't get anywhere near the woods.
dear awkwardamanda,
true - i imagine it would be very difficult for them to navigate the usual tangle of roots and underbrush one typically encounters in the sylvan environment while wearing those ridiculous heels - let alone with a diminutive canine slung over their shoulder
...the debutants, not the Yorkies
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kihira
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ah, an explanation for this...
Herd Of Deer Jumping Over The Fence But With A Twist In End - YouTube
awkwardamanda
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Yes, it would be difficult. I was just thinking that someone who carries a dog around in a handbag isn't very outdoorsy and wouldn't want to be anywhere near the woods.