Section_31
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Dear COyote,
Why is it called chilli if its hot??
A concerned citizen
Why is it called chilli if its hot??
A concerned citizen
dear coyote
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WishingICould
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Dear Coyote,
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
From me.
P.S. I will reveal the answer after you've guessed it.
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
From me.
P.S. I will reveal the answer after you've guessed it.
gummybear22
Well-known member
^ i would just take the stopper out of the tub and let it drain out
i know i'm not coyote, but...
i know i'm not coyote, but...
WishingICould
Well-known member
gummybear22
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no i just used my brain and its common sense.
WishingICould
Well-known member
Skyrim sucks.
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Dear Coyote,
Today I got the most amazing breakfast roll. Freshly baked bread roll, hot bacon, sausage, fried egg, amazingness! But then I ate it and it went away I'm feeling very emotional. I'm not exaggerating, this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me in my entire life
Distraught reader
Today I got the most amazing breakfast roll. Freshly baked bread roll, hot bacon, sausage, fried egg, amazingness! But then I ate it and it went away
I'm feeling very emotional. I'm not exaggerating, this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me in my entire life Distraught reader
WishingICould
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Eurgh. Gross. :thumbdown:
dear readers,
please have patience - my assistant, Hubert, has discovered Skyrim....
we will be answering your mail as soon as possible
Go on....
Kill a chicken
coyote
Well-known member
Go on....
Kill a chicken
he just keeps muttering about someone named "Astrid"
Black pudding uuuugghh.....shudder....white pudding.....uuuuggggghhhhh worse shuddering
Look here, I have a stance on this. You can either use the word 'pudding' to describe cake OR you can use it to describe intestines and scraggly innard bits but you can't go around using it for both! Its too confusing! I'm sure thats how the Scots ended up with deep fried battered haggis. It was all a terrible mixup.
I enjoyed my breakfast roll sans the bloody scraggly gut bits.
gummybear22
Well-known member
chocolate or vanilla pudding in a mini graham cracker crust PPPP
PPPP
Black pudding uuuugghh.....shudder....white pudding.....uuuuggggghhhhh worse shuddering
Do I even want to know what 'white pudding' is? :thinking: