I was standing in line at the bank today, and this attractive young lady who obviously isnt shy with her man, was behind me. Apparently thinking i was her guy, she reaches around my waist, and *censored!*. So right away i could have probably jumped to the moon, was so deep in my thoughts i totally wasnt paying attention, and common, people dont just grab you there, especially in public!!!
So anyway, i whirl around, and right away you can see the horror on her face when she realizes im not the intended recipient of said gesture of affection. She turned about as red as an apple and stuttered probably a thousand "im so sorrys!". I tried to relax and laugh it off and just said usually my dates would buy me dinner first, but that those days were long gone now as im happilly married. She got a smal chuckle, i told her to think nothing of it, and life went on.
Ok, im not sure if this classifies as a GOOD thing, but it sure as hell made me laugh, and made my morning!