Take out gum,
stick it on forehead,
drink water,
resume gum munching activities.
Isn't that what foreheads are for?
Ohhh, right why didn't think of that last night? Foreheads are also for this I believe ::
these Corn Nuts are stale
First attempt at making honey apple jam = great success
Second attempt at making proper boston custard = success
Third attempt at answering the telephone when it rings = complete failure
Fourth attempt to answer the door today = hardcore fail... just totally... legs giving out; bailing on the ground at the bottom of the stairs and hiding in the closet while someone else answers the door, fail.
would you send me a jar of jam?
Don't fret it, Weirdy. I completely ignored a call from a number that wasn't even private on my phone for a couple of days recently. They've stopped calling now. I also need to call someone else, plus the doctor, and that is scaring me for reasons I can't quantify. Answering the door is no good, too. If it's a package delivery, no problem, but if it's someone I don't know, I probably won't.First attempt at making honey apple jam = great success
Second attempt at making proper boston custard = success
Third attempt at answering the telephone when it rings = complete failure
Fourth attempt to answer the door today = hardcore fail... just totally... legs giving out; bailing on the ground at the bottom of the stairs and hiding in the closet while someone else answers the door, fail.
The good thing about you is that you can make jam and custard, and I can't.
Well...no. I guess that make me "N/A" then. ::Have you tried before?
Portrait, shoot him a text and then let us know what happens.
I could share my recipe, since it was only my second time making jam-- it's more for eating with a tea cake rather than eating on toast because it's very sweet.
...or
I could send coyote a jar. Only the first one is free-- once you're hooked, it'll cost ya! bwahaha!!
what's a "tea cake?"
what's a "tea cake?"
haha
A vanilla sponge cake that pairs well with most teas or coffee and can be eaten plain or with whipped cream, fresh fruits and jams.