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I think he's single - maybe you should ambush him next time at the next Republican convention.
I meant when he was younger...
I think he's single - maybe you should ambush him next time at the next Republican convention.
Embarrassing secret: I actually bought a packet of condoms about a year ago and threw some out so that if my parents found them, it would look like I've already had sex. -_-you should go buy some condoms
Thank you, Srijita.Good luck Mikey, I hope it goes fine.![]()
Embarrassing secret: I actually bought a packet of condoms about a year ago and threw some out so that if my parents found them, it would look like I've already had sex. -_-
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Oh my god....*slowly raises hand* ive done that.....
Embarrassing secret: I actually bought a packet of condoms about a year ago and threw some out so that if my parents found them, it would look like I've already had sex. -_-
Thank you, Srijita.![]()
I don't think anybody would want something like that. I've had thoughts like that for the past 2 years but I know deep down it's not what I want to happen. It's the pain and loneliness I want to end, not my life.today i thought about suicide. and imagining the people reactions. i can't handle pressure.
I don't think anybody would want something like that. I've had thoughts like that for the past 2 years but I know deep down it's not what I want to happen. It's the pain and loneliness I want to end, not my life.
I don't think anybody would want something like that. I've had thoughts like that for the past 2 years but I know deep down it's not what I want to happen. It's the pain and loneliness I want to end, not my life.
I've just finished performing surgery on a bear whose bowels had burst open, a cow who had unfortunately lost all of her limbs and had torn open udders... I had to amputate one of her horns too... And on a rockin' rat called Mister Twister who had torn his vocal chords during a particularly energetic concert and unfortunately also suffered a ruptured throat... Very delicate the last one...
Don't worry... I'm not mad (Or not quite THAT mad, anyway), they are some of my dog's toys which her teeth had damaged. ^_-
So I'm not the only one. That's a relief.Oh my god....*slowly raises hand* ive done that.....
I didn't even consider that, ha!Make sure they have not expired![]()
I'm sorry, man. You're going through a dark patch. As unrealistic as it seems, there will be an end. Hang in there, buddy.today i thought about suicide. and imagining the people reactions. i can't handle pressure.
I gave up on stuffies looooong ago! They last all of about 5 minutes here! The black Kong is the only toy which can stand up to one of my dogs! :I've just finished performing surgery on a bear whose bowels had burst open, a cow who had unfortunately lost all of her limbs and had torn open udders... I had to amputate one of her horns too... And on a rockin' rat called Mister Twister who had torn his vocal chords during a particularly energetic concert and unfortunately also suffered a ruptured throat... Very delicate the last one...
Don't worry... I'm not mad (Or not quite THAT mad, anyway), they are some of my dog's toys which her teeth had damaged. ^_-
When I was a kid, we had a dog that ate an entire, 1 pound box of chocolates and chewed through a tin can of Almond Roca and ate most of that, gold wrappers and all. Somehow she survived without incident - just lots of gold foil in her poops! :I was out of the room for a few minutes and when I came back I found my cat eating a chocolate muffin I had saved for later. He didn't eat much, but goddammit that scared me. Were I gone for a few more minutes he could've ate a lethal amount.
This is one of the reasons I don't like having chocolate products around. It takes a tiny overlooked element, like storing it in a location they can get to, to lure them to a tasty poison.
I gave up on stuffies looooong ago! They last all of about 5 minutes here! The black Kong is the only toy which can stand up to one of my dogs! ::
^ I've never heard of a cat going after a chocolate muffin before. Glad she didn't eat much.I was out of the room for a few minutes and when I came back I found my cat eating a chocolate muffin I had saved for later. He didn't eat much, but goddammit that scared me. Were I gone for a few more minutes he could've ate a lethal amount.
This is one of the reasons I don't like having chocolate products around. It takes a tiny overlooked element, like storing it in a location they can get to, to lure them to a tasty poison.