Mind of Malice

[Pyrophosphate]

^ I'm still trying to figure out how me and her are related. *Points at Nami* Pretty. *Points at self* Not pretty ::

My door just opened by itself... Like it was barely open by a crack and all of a sudden there was a creaking noise and now it's open like a quarter of the way

It's not the first time this happens either. 10:30 pm + no a/c units or fans on + no open windows = no drafts. It wasn't Gizmo trying to get in here either since 1. there's a doggy gate at my door and 2. he's sleeping in my mom's room.

Creepy stuff man <__<

I promise it wasn't me trying to sneak a knife in there to get a preemptive strike against you. Surely that's what you thought it was.

Edit: HA! You can't hide posts from me!

 

[MikeyC]

I kinda have this plan set in my head that I'd like to get a job, be somewhat stable, and be moved out and on my own by the time I'm 23. That gives me 5 years to sort things out, get my license, finish school and possibly continue to graduate school, find a decent job and earn some money, buy a car, etc.

Maybe I'm way over my head here, thinking I can accomplish all this in 5 years time, but it's just what I'd like to achieve. Even if I only achieve some of those things, I'd still be happy.

You're way over your head if you keep believing you're way over your head. Go for it!

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

HOLY UNCANNY PHOTOGRAPHIC MENTAL PROCESSES BATMAN!

Why, just… WHY??? Why do people do this to me??? What the hell is going through their heads??? My sanity just can’t take it anymore!!!

*Takes a deep breath* Okay... just gimme a sec to recover... Ugh, my eyes are still burning in pure agony... I could really use some holy water right now to splash onto my eyes and cleanse them of the horrific sight they just witnessed, but alas, it is far too late. My eyes have already been scarred for life and maybe longer…

You all probably think I’m losing my mind right now or am just being overdramatic, but you’d be saying all of this too if you just saw what I saw. Knowing you all want me to just shut the hell up already and get to the point, here’s what happened:

I was taking Gizmo out for a short walk, happily ever after, minding my own business, listening to all the cute birds singing, breathing in that fresh cool morning air, and then BAM! Here comes this random Asian lady power walking in these really tight tights that gave her the most ungodly case of camel toe in the history of camel toe.

Please don’t assume I’m some sort of lez who likes to look at women down there as they walk. Usually I wouldn’t look right there to begin with but I s*** you not that thing, that monstrosity, was practically gaping at me like it wanted to eat me. Seriously.

*Shudders* That unsightly image is just like, tattooed on my brain right now. It just won’t go away… I feel like the only way to get rid of it would be to spend the next hour or so scraping a cheese grater against my head.

Alright well… I think I’ve ranted on enough about this, but let me just say one more thing:

Ladies, I understand your inclination to accentuate your voluptuous curves as much as possible but please, for the sake of my and everyone elses' sanity, wear something that isn't tight enough to make your crotch look like a moose's knuckle split in half.

Thank you very much and good day to you all.

Oh, and I apologize if this post was TMI. I just had to share this I mean it was... it was…

Okay I’ll shut up now.

 

[Pyrophosphate]

If it makes you feel any better, I feel scarred just having read that. **** my brain for thinking (and reading) in pictures!

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

If it makes you feel any better, I feel scarred just having read that. **** my brain for thinking (and reading) in pictures!

I don't think that makes either of us feel any better. My apologies for scarring your poor soul, but good lord what the hell was I supposed to do?? I had to rant about this somewhere! My head just can't take it anymore!!

 

[MikeyC]

That must've been one intense sight for you to react like that!

 

[DeadmanWalking]

Well, I think I could have lived without that image in my head. But, I've also seen worse, so meh. As for getting rid of the picture, may I suggest this?

This always does the trick for me; I'm willing to let you use it..... for a price.

 

[Phoenixx]

Make that two scarred souls. *shudders* That's awful. Thanks for the mental picture. ::

Heh, pretty amusing post though I gotta admit. Reminds me of this one time back in high school, freshman year. I was walking out of English class, in a hurry to get out of the crowded hallway. I usually walk with my head down if I'm trying to get past a crowd, while occasionally glancing up. Well, before I knew it I had accidentally bumped into this girl. She was a bit taller than me, and... um... well blessed. I had quickly glanced up only to see all these boobs in front of my face. O.O I quickly apologized and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. I hope she didn't think I was some lesbian staring at her boobs. At the time I felt so embarrassed and awful about it, but I think it's pretty funny now. Ha! XD Sadly my mind is still scarred from that though. I think it always will be.

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

That must've been one intense sight for you to react like that!

Oh it was absolutely magnificent.

Well, I think I could have lived without that image in my head. But, I've also seen worse, so meh. As for getting rid of the picture, may I suggest this?

This always does the trick for me; I'm willing to let you use it..... for a price.

Yeah, tell me about it...
Worse?? I'm quite curious now

Can I pay you back later?? I just really need some of that right now. Badly so.

 

[DeadmanWalking]

Make that two scarred souls. *shudders* That's awful. Thanks for the mental picture. ::

Heh, pretty amusing post though I gotta admit. Reminds me of this one time back in high school, freshman year. I was walking out of English class, in a hurry to get out of the crowded hallway. I usually walk with my head down if I'm trying to get past a crowd, while occasionally glancing up. Well, before I knew it I had accidentally bumped into this girl. She was a bit taller than me, and... um... well blessed. I had quickly glanced up only to see all these boobs in front of my face. O.O I quickly apologized and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. I hope she didn't think I was some lesbian staring at her boobs. At the time I felt so embarrassed and awful about it, but I think it's pretty funny now. Ha! XD Sadly my mind is still scarred from that though. I think it always will be.

Did you tell her "thanks for the mammaries?" God, I'm such a hentai sometimes::!

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

Make that two scarred souls. *shudders* That's awful. Thanks for the mental picture.

Heh, pretty amusing post though I gotta admit. Reminds me of this one time back in high school, freshman year. I was walking out of English class, in a hurry to get out of the crowded hallway. I usually walk with my head down if I'm trying to get past a crowd, while occasionally glancing up. Well, before I knew it I had accidentally bumped into this girl. She was a bit taller than me, and... um... well blessed. I had quickly glanced up only to see all these boobs in front of my face. O.O I quickly apologized and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. I hope she didn't think I was some lesbian staring at her boobs. At the time I felt so embarrassed and awful about it, but I think it's pretty funny now. Ha! XD Sadly my mind is still scarred from that though. I think it always will be.

You are most welcome my dear~

Oh my... hahahaha that's quite an encounter I must say ::

Well, you caught a lucky break, that's for sure. I got into a similar situation in jr. high where I accidentally touched a girl's ass and immediately after that a bunch of rumors about me being a lesbian were circulating through the school and I was bullied until Sophomore year about it.

Did you tell her "thanks for the mammaries?" God, I'm such a hentai sometimes::!

Damn you!!! You just made me laugh so hard my facial muscles won't stop twitching and aching >_<
But in a way I must thank you because I also sprouted a six pack from all that laughing.

 

[DeadmanWalking]

Yeah, tell me about it...
Worse?? I'm quite curious now

Can I pay you back later?? I just really need some of that right now. Badly so.

Let's just say that there is a game out there that can be downloaded that, well, makes anything I've said to you seem miniscule in comparison. I've seen it and now I wish I hadn't.

Unfortunately, no. I don't do debts. The price isn't much, I'm sure you can pay for it. All you have to do is swear your heart and body to me and no one else, that no one will have you except for me!

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

Let's just say that there is a game out there that can be downloaded that, well, makes anything I've said to you seem miniscule in comparison. I've seen it and now I wish I hadn't.

Unfortunately, no. I don't do debts. The price isn't much, I'm sure you can pay for it. All you have to do is swear your heart and body to me and no one else, that no one will have you except for me!

Oh, wow... As curious as I am right now, I dare not drain myself of whatever little sanity I have left in me. Moving on then...

In that case I'll just let myself have the image of camel toe remain imprinted in my mind for life

 

[Phoenixx]

Well, you caught a lucky break, that's for sure. I got into a similar situation in jr. high where I accidentally touched a girl's ass and immediately after that a bunch of rumors about me being a lesbian were circulating through the school and I was bullied until Sophomore year about it.

^ That's horrible. :: It still kinda angers me how the dumbest situations makes kids spread rumors like that and just torture other kids. So incredibly stupid and immature.

Did you tell her "thanks for the mammaries?" God, I'm such a hentai sometimes::!

^ Ha! I guess I wish I did now. ::

 

[DeadmanWalking]

Oh, wow... As curious as I am right now, I dare not drain myself of whatever little sanity I have left in me. Moving on then...

In that case I'll just let myself have the image of camel toe remain imprinted in my mind for life

.....Wow, that hurt Malice::. Are you that hesitant about me? Come on, let me be your Deadman, with nothing but this blood on my hands. So make me your Deadman, with only poison in my veins! Or you could just put up another picture of you just for me!

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

^ That's horrible. :: It still kinda angers me how the dumbest situations makes kids spread rumors like that and just torture other kids. So incredibly stupid and immature.

Eh.. teens will be teens I guess
Oh well, I'm just glad I never have to see any of their faces ever again or go back to the hellhole we call high school.

.....Wow, that hurt Malice::. Are you that hesitant about me? Come on, let me be your Deadman, with nothing but this blood on my hands. So make me your Deadman, with only poison in my veins! Or you could just put up another picture of you just for me!

Oh believe me, I was being very gentle with you on that one. I can have quite a sharp tongue if I want to, but I think I've hurt you enough as it is. And I'm really starting to think you're some kind of masochist who loves it when women put him down <__<
And keep on dreaming cuz it aint gonna happen again!! ::

 

[Phoenixx]

Eh.. teens will be teens I guess
Oh well, I'm just glad I never have to see any of their faces ever again or go back to the hellhole we call high school.

^ I'm pretty much with you on that one. Although I gotta admit I was thinking about going back to my high school only to see two of my favorite teachers. I kinda miss them already. And I still need to tell my Spanish teacher how much he reminds me of Tim Gunn from Project Runway. Ha!

I keep rambling in your journal... er... mind? Heh, I apologize.

 

[MikeyC]

Well, you caught a lucky break, that's for sure. I got into a similar situation in jr. high where I accidentally touched a girl's ass and immediately after that a bunch of rumors about me being a lesbian were circulating through the school and I was bullied until Sophomore year about it.

Same sort of thing happened in our year, too. Any kind of action like that and people will scream out "GAY!" or something. I once picked up a 20c coin from the ground and everyone was all "SCAB!"

^ That's horrible. :: It still kinda angers me how the dumbest situations makes kids spread rumors like that and just torture other kids. So incredibly stupid and immature.

It's just a defense mechanism, I reckon. Everyone wants to be top dog in school and the only way is to belittle anyone else. It's a stupid environment.

Eh.. teens will be teens I guess
Oh well, I'm just glad I never have to see any of their faces ever again or go back to the hellhole we call high school.

Absolutely! I hated my high school life and everyone in it so I'm glad that it's all over and I never have to set foot inside it again.

"School is the best time of your life!" HELL NO.

 

[MaliceInWickedland]

^ I'm pretty much with you on that one. Although I gotta admit I was thinking about going back to my high school only to see two of my favorite teachers. I kinda miss them already. And I still need to tell my Spanish teacher how much he reminds me of Tim Gunn from Project Runway. Ha!

I keep rambling in your journal... er... mind? Heh, I apologize.

I want to visit some of my teachers too, but I dunno. Just the thought of setting foot in that place again where there are already hundreds of new students I'm not familiar with is really putting me off. Haha~ I had a teacher who looked exactly like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons ::

Oh no, rant to your heart's content by all means! Just the thought that people actually come here to my domain of nonsense out of the simple goodness of their heart makes me really happy

 

[DeadmanWalking]

Oh believe me, I was being very gentle with you on that one. I can have quite a sharp tongue if I want to, but I think I've hurt you enough as it is. And I'm really starting to think you're some kind of masochist who loves it when women put him down <__<
And keep on dreaming cuz it aint gonna happen again!! ::

You were being gentle with me Malice? I always knew you cared! But, I want you to hurt me; I'm only a masochist for you Malice! You can never hurt me too much. This video describes the situation perfectly:
FAMILY GUY Peters 2 dads - YouTube
Sorry for the quality.

"Ain't" isn't a word and never say never. You don't know what the future holds nor what I'm capable of.