Brother when car shopping. "I think its' nice. That's what? Four bodies worth of trunk?"
By me...when debating with roommate about safety of eating things infected with the zombiepox. "You cannot cook the zombie out of a pig."
Facebook snippet my roomate put up after I waxed poetic about icicles: Amidst the endless snows and pristine wintry views, the silence of the evening is broken by Tiffany, who remarks looking out into the scenery: "These icicles would make perfect murder weapons, you could kill someone and then they melt-no weapon, no evidence."