make up your own quote

"you can fit a cantaloupe in a toaster as long as you're careful with your spork"

LOL ^^^ Am I missing the deeper meaning here?

^I try not to go too deep

I've learned it can be uncomfortable

coyote said: ↑

^I try not to go too deep

I've learned it can be uncomfortable

Is that a double entender?

Sinar_Matahari said: ↑

Is that a double entender?

"if the shoe fits, fill it with jell-o"

Lock up your dicotyledons.

Sinar_Matahari said: ↑

Sometimes what you want isn't necessarily good for you.

true that

sometimes what you don't want is necessarily good for you 😀

you need someone's else to melt your frozen heart

You shall forgive only after your revenge

"To choose to be wary of the world you live in is frivolous, for the duality will work both ways no matter what you choose."

"it's hard to play badminton wearing snowshoes"

Dreams should only appear while you are asleep not awake.

everything about cyberspace is not real, especially the glue on your chair

What I was- want to be- and can never be again. Only remember- wish- and try to my final breath...

"never eat a wiener out of the garbage"

"you can't kill a Komodo dragon with a wiffle bat"

"Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.". Not my quote but I love sarcasm. 😀

coyote said: ↑

"life is about as predictable as a monkey on a trampoline"

Reminded me of this other monkey quote 🙂)): "The subconscious mind wanders around like a drunken monkey"

From my post in "cant talk to people"

• "Empty gaps in conversation are the devil's playground"

• "Don't talk with your mouth closed"
or
• "Talking is talking, and silence is silence, but talking ain't silence, and silence ain't talking"

every lemur has it's hop.

"My first name is Unique - and my last is Sheep"

To fear the unknown is to hinder the positive,
lest the outcome be excruciating that could have otherwise been brighter.

Life is like a box of free steak knives