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[Loudog]

''The only guarantee in life is a life worth dying for
Cause death don’t wait for no one
Sitting on your front door''

''Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about''

''People will forget what you said and what you did. But they'll never forget how you made them feel.''

 

[Loudog]

'' I encourage you to live, Put the worst behind, Never worry about the past, Ain't it worth your time.'' - murs

''Now do you recognize when the world wont stop for you, Or when your days don't care what you got to do, Or when your weights too tough to lift up, What do you do, Don't let them choose for you, That's on you.'' - p.o.s.

''Actions have reactions, don't be quick to judge, You may not know the harships people don't speak of, It's best to step back, and observe with couth, For we all must meet our moment of truth'' - gang starr

''The future all depends on the power of our quotes, The power of our pen, The power of our vote, The power of your words, The power of your voice, The power of America is the freedom of choice, We choose to do nothing, We losing, We're suffering, Can it be that its time to do something.'' -murs

 

[Silentknight]

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll gonna murder you.........in your sleep. - Frank Zappa

To be governed is to be watched over, inspected, spied on, directed, legislated over, regulated, docketed, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, assessed, weighed, censored, ordered about, by men who have neither right, nor knowledge, nor virtue. - Pierre-Joseph Proudhon


The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any. - Alice Walker

 

[sevenroses]

Live life the way you want to, not the way others tell you.

 

[Sial Axetder]

Woman is like a flower. Gentleman doesn´t dare to touch it, then a donkey comes and eats it up.

Where did you find that one?

'And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!'

 

[AGR]

"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence."
— Christopher Hitchens

 

[MollyBeGood]

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter.
Dr. Seuss

 

[dean01]

im not crazy i know adsactly whats wrong with me.... im crazy. -marya hornbacher

 

[Guffaw]

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men, for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. - Katherine Hepburn

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without ever seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Be nice to nerds, chances are you'll end up working for one. - Bill Gates

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

 

[marielb]

beginning are scary,endings are usually sad,but its the middle that counts the most xx

the tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon,but that we wait so long to begin it xx

 

[Apotheosis]

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

-Mark Twain

"Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of dynamic and creative intellectual activity."

-John F. Kennedy

"I’ve never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith—it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe. "

-Jubal Harshaw (Stranger in a Strange Land, by Robert A. Heinlein)

 

[BlueDays]

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

-Eleanor Roosevelt.

 

[P_Floyd]

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."

-Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Hamelech]

YouTube - Weird O' - Butterfly E

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.

 

[silent k]

"Why is Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?"

that just made my day, that u fellow quiet one

 

[NewtoThis]

"...don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it! "
~Rob Schneider of Surf Ninjas

 

[dean01]

candy is dandy, but liqour is quicker... willie wonker

 

[LonelyWonders]

"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more, improve myself. What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's gonna change that. "

From The movie "Adaptaion" 2002

That cracked me up XD, the end there. Now im getting weird looks. Crrap! o.o

 

[LonelyWonders]

Liquor before beer never fear,
beer before liquor throw up quicker.

Heard that on Home movies :3

"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it!"
Mitch Hedberg

 

[planemo]

"I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the sh** kicked out of me."

From Blackadder goes forth.