dear coyote

[hoddesdon]

dear hoddesdon,

my sources are not clear on this matter

check back with me on December 22nd

dear coyote,

It is now December 22. Has the world ended?

 

[coyote]

dear coyote,

It is now December 22. Has the world ended?

dear Mr. Hoddesdon,

According to my assistant, Hubert, at approximately 5:12 AM Central Standard Time - during the winter solstice - the world (as we know it) did, in fact, end.

Your cooperation in this matter would be be greatly appreciated.

warmest regards,
coyote

 

[hidwell]

Dear Grandfather Coyote do you have any wisdom for me today ?

 

[coyote]

Dear Grandfather Coyote do you have any wisdom for me today ?

dear mr. hidwell,

here's a tip i picked up over christmas...

when making bernaise sauce, keep stirring constantly while heating, and the egg yolks won't separate from the wine and butter

good luck - let me know how yours turns out!!

 

[Section_31]

Dear Coyote,

Ive received a msg from Admiral Ackbar, proclaiming "ITS A TRAP!".

Any idea what this could be pertaining to?. Seems quite urgent.

 

[vj288]

Dear Coyote,

I may going to a bar for the first time tonight, what would you recommend I order?

 

[coyote]

Dear Coyote,

I may going to a bar for the first time tonight, what would you recommend I order?

dear vj288,

if you are driving or under 21 years old (or both), you should stick to something non-alcoholic - order a sprite or pepsi and other people will just assume it is mixed with liquor.

i usually get a tap beer, particularly if it is a local micro-brew. maybe try a few different ones that they offer to see which you like best - that's always a good conversation starter as well.

have fun, and drink responsibly!

 

[coyote]

Dear Coyote,

Ive received a msg from Admiral Ackbar, proclaiming "ITS A TRAP!".

Any idea what this could be pertaining to?. Seems quite urgent.

dear Gunman,

i would keep clear of any large, spherical objects if i were you

stay safe!

 

[MikeyC]

Dear coyote,

My sources tell me that you're 1/8 Mayan. Can you explain to me why the world didn't end?

Thank you,

A concerned Earthling

 

[coyote]

Dear coyote,

My sources tell me that you're 1/8 Mayan. Can you explain to me why the world didn't end?

Thank you,

A concerned Earthling

dear Concerned Earthling,

that must have been the 1/8th that my ex-wife received in the divorce settlement.

but from what i can understand, when we got to the end of the Mayan calendar, we simply started over from the beginning again - kind of like flipping the page to 2013 on the Hot Bikini-Clad Girls of Australia calendar that my friend sent me

 

[hidwell]

Dear Grandad Coyote, Many years ago when you were in the Marines did you ever receive any unwanted attention by your fellow Marines ?

 

[coyote]

Dear Grandad Coyote, Many years ago when you were in the Marines did you ever receive any unwanted attention by your fellow Marines ?

dearest hidwell,

i'm afraid not. you must be thinking of the Navy.

semper fi,
coyote

 

[MikeyC]

dear Concerned Earthling,

that must have been the 1/8th that my ex-wife received in the divorce settlement.

but from what i can understand, when we got to the end of the Mayan calendar, we simply started over from the beginning again - kind of like flipping the page to 2013 on the Hot Bikini-Clad Girls of Australia calendar that my friend sent me

:applause:

That clears everything up!

 

[Section_31]

Dear Coyote,

Ive been seeing regular contradictory weather in canada here, in opposition to global warming. If anything, it appears were undergoing COOLING up here as we had a giant snowstorm out east (65 cm of snow) and freezing cold temps in the west here (-30 c, or lower).

Can you plz shed some clarification on this?. Canadians everywhere are very confused!

 

[coyote]

Dear Coyote,

Ive been seeing regular contradictory weather in canada here, in opposition to global warming. If anything, it appears were undergoing COOLING up here as we had a giant snowstorm out east (65 cm of snow) and freezing cold temps in the west here (-30 c, or lower).

Can you plz shed some clarification on this?. Canadians everywhere are very confused!

dear Gunman,

well no wonder you're confused - you're using the metric system!

if you convert to inches, feet, and Fahrenheit, it all makes perfect sense

that's 25.5 inches of snow and -22 degrees F

sounds pretty normal to me for the end of December

time to change out of shorts and put on a jacket, eh?

shivering,
coyote

 

[hidwell]

Dear Coyote why do you think America has so many homocides, mass shootings and the highest prison population in the world ?

 

[coyote]

Dear Coyote why do you think America has so many homocides, mass shootings and the highest prison population in the world ?

dear hidwell,

after an exhaustive amount of research into the subject, my assistant, Hubert, has come to the inescapable conclusion that it is a byproduct of the United States' failure to adopt the metric system

apparently, it's really all in how you measure things

 

[cowboyup]

Dear Coyote,

My nephew, Captain SnarkyPants, was wondering who would win an argument on how to boil water; Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Dr. House, Dr. Spencer Reid, or The Eleventh Doctor?

 

[hidwell]

Dear Coyote what do you and Hubert do to amuse yourself in cold Wisconsin winter
nights ?

 

[coyote]

Dear Coyote,

My nephew, Captain SnarkyPants, was wondering who would win an argument on how to boil water; Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Dr. House, Dr. Spencer Reid, or The Eleventh Doctor?

dear cowboyup,

my assistant, Hubert, feels that the distinction should go to Marcus Welby, M.D., because he was such a nice guy.