I don't feel
that lucky; instead, maybe I'll just go put some money in the bank and let interest turn my investment into a fortune

.
But, anyway.....
Hey, you guys! You wanna know what's even more awkward than being a witness to PDA? Being a witness to PDA up close and personal! I had the awkward pleasure of being witness to a couple kissing each other within arm's reach of me. Boy, that felt really off! Am I really that ignorable or worthless that people don't consider me a human that might feel a
little awkward watching two people kiss? Also, make sure that you tell your personal business in a
personal place! Because, you know, people can hear what you say! For example, I now know that there's a girl on campus who's been seen in her t-shirt and panties about four times by a guy:

:! Why she was talking about that in public, I don't know, but, now, I'm going to do all that I can to remove those incidents from my mind!