Not sure how crazy this is... but I once drove over 7 hours to get back home because the guy who I was staying with invited more people over to his place...
The other time was when I was at a friends house. I didn't drive there, my friend picked me up and brought me there... It was only supposed to be him, a friend of his, and I.. Before I knew it, there were 10+ people there. So I walked home, which was about a 10 mile walk...
okay check it out! I was walking home 1 day from school & I then had the feeling I had to go to the bathroom...... & there was a park behind that high school and instead of walking through the crowd at the park! right? I ducked into the bushes did the do & used my sock to ya know! I never heard a bleep about it at school probably because I was a nobody thank God![]()
On the day i was going to propose to my wife, i had arranged it to be in a public place, stupid me!!!!! this was bad for both of us.
I was such a nervous wreck that i forgot to put my truck in "park" and as i went to get out it promptly rolled forward into the vehicle ahead of me.
then when i was going to meet her, i suddently realized that id forgotten to eat that morning, and i was ravenous, so i wolfed down a hot dog (this adds up to later)
So, shakingly, i meet up with her. She could tell i was worked up, but didnt know why. I reached into my pocket for the little velvet ring box, and instantly sank to one knee. Now, SHE thought i was trying to be romantic, whereas in reality i was so scared that i almost passed out, i somehow asked her if she would marry me. She got all choked up, opened the box, and i just remember hearing her say the word "emtpy".
I say "huh?."
and she goes "umm babe the ring box is empty"
In a panic, (ive ruined the moment!!) i begin searching my pockets and found the ring. She said yes, i put it on, she kissed my forehead (im still down on one knee) and i promptly passed out, falling face forward, landing on the floor and breaking my nose.
It was a proposal neither of us are going to forget, LOL.
ohhhh...
haha.
I think the 'craziest' story I could tell would be;
Once, I was at a party- I'd offered to go as my friend's date; since he was accepting an award. An hour into the party, I was so panicked that I locked myself in the 5th floor bathroom to try and breathe and pull myself together...
I heard people outside of the bathroom, talking about how long the person in the bathroom was taking and I decided that the only way to spare myself the embarrassment was to sneak out the window- onto the fire escape and into the alley.
XD
Worst. Decision. Ever.
I made it to the 2nd floor, then I realized that the next ladder was locked off to keep people from climbing up the stairs and breaking into the building from the ground <snip>
note to self: fire escapes aren't really like they are in movies.
I would actually report the issue to the fire brigade. If there are fire stairs then you must be able to use them in case of emergency. You can't rely on someone to come and unlock something to be able to gain access to the ground. That's just stupid, there may as well not be stairs there in the first place.