Okay, getting back on topic...
- When you've got so much porn, you had to write a program to find the images you want
- When you write a program to calculate how close to your ideal (%) that any woman is, but you've never actually ever been on a date with one
- When the only company you have (inside house), on a regular basis, are ants and spiders, and you talk to them (& you don't want to poison/spray them as their your "only friends")
- When you believe that "christmas spirits" is an alcoholic drink (eg sby says 'aah seasons greetings & xmas spirits to you!', and you reply, 'no thanks matey, i had a drink a short while ago, but you're welcome to share some of mine .. its a very good vintage, brewed 25 xmas's ago!')