1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
My mom.
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Yeah, makes sense.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A chipmunk.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Yeaaah, not really buyin' that one.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I make clicking chipmunkey noises at it.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
Okay, I guess that's kinda passive. I don't try too hard to tackle my issues.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
It's a little larger than an average bungalow.
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Yeah, somewhat, but not overly ambitious.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yesssss.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
Yes. I am definitely very closed and private and I don't like it when guests just show up unexpected.
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
It's a wooden table with eight chairs and only a multi-candle centrepiece on top of a doily in the middle. There's a large window with sheer white drapes.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
Yup. Sounds about right.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
Plastic. I pictured a red plastic beer cup.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
Ok, so durable and disposable. A little disturbing. We don't exactly have a close relationship (see: fence) but we get along fine. Not quite sure about this one.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up and look at it.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
Ok, I'm really not sure what this is getting at.
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
A pond.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Yeah, a pond is pretty small. I don't have much of a sex drive. Probably a combination of past sexual abuse and ongoing depression.
10. How will you cross the water?
I go around.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Ha ha! Yeah, I really don't care much about sex. Love and romance are more important than sex. I think I could only enjoy sex with the right sort of guy. I can do without it and that doesn't bother me.
Very interesting.
