Post your random thoughts/feelings etc

[theslowesthand]

What kinda supposedly "mature, intelligent, grown-up" woman starts an argument over a banana? A f*ckin' banana!? :kickingmyself: :idontknow:

If that's were the opening question for a joke, then the answer has to be: a fruitcake, or a fruit loop

 

[mcpon14]

This is really dumb but why does it say that I posted something a minute ago when I posted it less than a second ago, lol?

 

[Graeme1988]

If that's were the opening question for a joke, then the answer has to be: a fruitcake, or a fruit loop

Brilliant! :applause: :thumbup:

Can I use that? Cuz that would be a great joke to make once things are back to normal, and me, my mother and oldest sister all sit down and reflect on how shite the latter half of the year wus for us all. :bigsmile:

 

[Graeme1988]

If that's were the opening question for a joke, then the answer has to be: a fruitcake, or a fruit loop

Of those 2 answers, fruitcake would probably get a bigger laugh said in my accent.

 

[AtTheGates]

stock market looking good this morning. ACBFF is blowing up right now.


good way to start the day

 

[vj288]

This is really dumb but why does it say that I posted something a minute ago when I posted it less than a second ago, lol?

The only logical conclusion is that after every post, you jump ahead 59 seconds in time. Congrats, you're a time traveler now! :thumbup:

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

Of those 2 answers, fruitcake would probably get a bigger laugh said in my accent.

There are so many things that are hilarious when spoken in a Scottish accent. :thumbup:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM17pI4o7Hg

 

[Graeme1988]

There are so many things that are hilarious when spoken in a Scottish accent. :thumbup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM17pI4o7Hg

erfect: :bigsmile:

That reminds me, ah really need get the sequel to that film watched at some point.

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

I'm aware of its existence, but could any sequel to it be but a pale imitation of the original?

 

[Graeme1988]

I'm aware of its existence, but could any sequel to it be but a pale imitation of the original?

Aye, that's true. That original would be hard to surpass, mind you.

No really heard much about it, aside from my oldest sister and the old fella who does my tattoos both telling ah should see it if ah haven't already done so. :idontknow:

 

[PugofCrydee]

What kinda supposedly "mature, intelligent, grown-up" woman starts an argument over a banana? A f*ckin' banana!? :kickingmyself: :idontknow:

One that's bananas..

 

[PugofCrydee]

I'm at the point where I'm getting compliments about my work ethic at my new job but I don't know if they're being
serious or taking the p i s s outta me.

 

[Graeme1988]

One that's bananas..

Thanks Pug, you and slowesthand's humourous replies to that post huv really made me smile. :bigsmile: :thumbup:
I've been bloody miserable ever since August, when my older sister, and 2 kids, moved back in with my mother and I. :kickingmyself: :sad:

 

[theslowesthand]

Brilliant! :applause: : thumbup:

Can I use that? Cuz that would be a great joke to make once things are back to normal, and me, my mother and oldest sister all sit down and reflect on how shite the latter half of the year wus for us all. :bigsmile:

And it's original (as far as i know) :thumbup:
So we just made a new joke, hehe.

By all means use it - put it to good use! :thumbup:

I couldn't decide which were better (as they both could apply).

Ps: "One that's bananas" is good too - i can't see how that answer didn't occur to me! it's so obvious!

 

[Graeme1988]

And it's original (as far as i know)
So we just made a new joke, hehe.

By all means use it - put it to good use! :thumbup:

I couldn't decide which were better (as they both could apply).

Ps: "One that's bananas" is good too - i can't see how that answer didn't occur to me! it's so obvious!

Oh aye - quality wordplay from the baith o' ye there. erfect:

Thanks for seeing the funny side, cuz ah felt kinda guilty for telling my oldest sibling that she wus to blame for whatever her and her younger sis were arguing, according to the middle-child. :thumbdown: And y'know... Laughing at how absurd the argument wus when I found out what caused it. :lol:

 

[MollyBeGood]

I'm at the point where I'm getting compliments about my work ethic at my new job but I don't know if they're being
serious or taking the p i s s outta me.

Are you bad at taking compliments? I know I am and can mistrust them. Maybe that is all it is?

 

[Pacific_Loner]

Everywhere I go I just find that people are the same everywhere: They eat, they sh*t, they start a family or they don't, they entertain themselves the best they can, they laugh, they cry, they fight, they help one, lie to another, they give and they take, and finally they die and the next day the sun rise again like nothing happened.

 

[PugofCrydee]

Are you bad at taking compliments? I know I am and can mistrust them. Maybe that is all it is?

Yea I think that's most likely what it is Molly. Last night I got positive feedback from the boss and he said he wants to keep hold of me so he's trying to give me better hours.

Ahhh... good ol' SA eh?h:

 

[BlueDays]

Everywhere I go I just find that people are the same everywhere: They eat, they sh*t, they start a family or they don't, they entertain themselves the best they can, they laugh, they cry, they fight, they help one, lie to another, they give and they take, and finally they die and the next day the sun rise again like nothing happened.

True.


That reminds me of when I was driving past a cemetery a few months ago and had these thoughts...

Nobody remembers the hundreds of people buried in the ground there. (Apart from the immediate relatives, if they are still alive).

All that remains of those hundreds of people lives, is a skeleton buried in the ground.
Their whole lives have vanished from existence and memory.

Our lives will simply vanish from the history of the human race after we are dead and buried, and only our immediate relatives may sometimes remember us. But when even they have aged and died, then even the memory of us will no longer exist.

We all vanish into nothing.

After we have been buried for 40 - 60 years, we will have disappeared from history as if we never lived our lives at all!

We worry and panic about so many THINGS and SITUATIONS in our lives, EVERY DAY.

Why? When one day our existence - and how we lived our lives - will just vanish from history, forever.

Maybe in the future, long after I am dead and buried, someone might drive past that same cemetery, like I did a few months ago. They might see MY headstone - among the thousands of others - and they then might wonder about OUR vanished lives.

 

[FountainandFairfax]

You guys are a barrel of monkeys tonight.