Post your random thoughts/feelings etc

BlackPuma said: ↑

My affection is ever so slightly abusive. Yah dorks..

You had me at dorks :inlove:

jc972 said: ↑

Skoal fine-cut wintergreen all the way.

*puts enormous boom-box onto shoulder so he can continue partying like it's the 80s*

Wintergreen chew? I could never. *washes frozen pizza down with Dew*

My 14 year old just told me we were "white trash hicks" because we have an organic garden and have chickens. I was like "you can call me a hippie, you can call me a crunchy granola mom, you can call me green or eco-friendly, but don't call me a hick!" Geez! (I suppose living in WI is something a hick would do though, haha!)

Random thought...
Living life is exhausting and sometimes doesn't go as planned...

Not living is easy but boring.

Lavinialuna said: ↑

My 14 year old just told me we were "white trash hicks" because we have an organic garden and have chickens. I was like "you can call me a hippie, you can call me a crunchy granola mom, you can call me green or eco-friendly, but don't call me a hick!" Geez! (I suppose living in WI is something a hick would do though, haha!)

Wow. He knows them are fighting words right? :sarcastic:

FountainandFairfax said: ↑

Wintergreen chew? I could never. *washes frozen pizza down with Dew*

Good stuff. That's what killed Elvis...

jc972 said: ↑

Good stuff. That's what killed Elvis...

Did Elvis die on the toilet? Someone said that to me recently.

FountainandFairfax said: ↑

Slurms McKenzie!

Or, in your case, Mountain Dews McKenzie. 😉

S_Spartan said: ↑

Did Elvis die on the toilet? Someone said that to me recently.

I'm pretty sure. I think he had a drug induced heart attack or somethin'. I was joking, chewing tobacco didn't do it lol.

jc972 said: ↑

I'm pretty sure. I think he had a drug induced heart attack or somethin'. I was joking, chewing tobacco didn't do it lol.

He did indeed die on the throne. All of the barbiturates in his system caused him to be 90% blocked, according to one of his friends, and he suffered a heart attack while exerting himself during a bowel movement.

FountainandFairfax said: ↑

He did indeed die on the throne. All of the barbiturates in his system caused him to be 90% blocked, according to one of his friends, and he suffered a heart attack while exerting himself during a bowel movement.

Good...God... Heart attack from trying to take a dump. What a way to die. I'd rather eat a metal clothes hanger.

This is awesome. Right through the mud hole.

dodge truck pulling single wide - YouTube

Graeme1988 said: ↑

Aye, ah know what ye mean. Seems ye take yer issues wi' ye, no matter where ye go. Sorry, didnae mean tae make things mair depressin' by sayin' that. :sad:

It's very true. Or they are waiting for you when you get back home.

May the Fourth be with you .....

I wonder if TO-DO LIST works! Not in my case any way.

springk said: ↑

I wonder if TO-DO LIST works! Not in my case any way.

To-do lists are my Lord and Saviour. ;D

I had a thought the other day, tell me if this makes sense. I want them to quote me at my funeral as saying
"Life was like an amazing vacation. It had it's ups and down, but it'll be great to sleep in my own bed tonight":lol:

Lavinialuna said: ↑

I had a thought the other day, tell me if this makes sense. I want them to quote me at my funeral as saying
"Life was like an amazing vacation. It had it's ups and down, but it'll be great to sleep in my own bed tonight":lol:

I like it, and I smell a new thread idea, jussssssst sayin'.

FountainandFairfax said: ↑

I like it, and I smell a new thread idea, jussssssst sayin'.

Feel free to start it for me, I am so exhausted tonight I can't even figure out what the thread idea is, LOL! I am encouraging it :perfect:

L.m.a.o.

I'm being bombarded by automated by 'happy birthday' e-mails from like five different forums. The sentiment is nice, but it feels a little bit like socially awkward SkyNet is stalking me.