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Y’know, ye could buy a cheap, decent colour printer for £40 quid... then you could print those photos, no ? Instead of relying on me, y’know since I’m family, and therefore, do sweet eff all for ye. Your exact words, no mine. So, dinnae start arguing. Merely a suggestion, like. Yet, you, Mum n’ our oldest sister always call upon me when ye, either, can’t be arsed doing something - even when I’ve explained it. But I digress...Anyway, aye, the printer.

So, £40 quid would ye get a decent brand name printer. Shocking inexpensive, or “cheap” by your high standards, certainly, but it’d do the job. But it would mean not spending any money. In other word: buying my nieces yet more clothes and shoes for a few weeks. Ah know, the horror ! :eek: Does’nae even bare thinking aboot, does it ? :LOL:
 
Must be great having a go-to excuse every time ah ask ye to help me out with something. :mad:
And just to be clear: ah wus’nae asking you to put those stereo speakers up for me. But ah got both done by maself. :D(y)

How did I managed to get the old speaker off the bracket above the telly? :unsure: Well, ah stood up, moved as close to the TV as I could get. Loosened the screw holding old speaker in place on the bracket, then lift it off with my hands. Easy !

Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but, I’m fairly tall whenever ah stand up. :LOL:
 
Hi ! Lose the pessimistic attitude, ya c…%! :mad: You’re fed up ? Awww... really ?

Well, am getting fed up listening to constantly tae you... Always gotta be negative, don’t ye? Dinnae bother ?
Aye, right enough ! Why bother doing anything, eh ? :mad:
 
I’m at ma wits end wae you.. ah really um, like. Huvin tha f…kin’ nerve tae claim we’ve done f…k for ye ! Huv you been a feckin’ coma fur the last twa year, huv ye ? Or is, yet again, a case of you being too distracted by yer smartphone tae notice what’s happening around ye ? Cuz me, oor mother n’ oldest sibling disagree with you on that.

And stop playing tha f…kin’ victim anytime ye git the slightest bit o’ criticism. Yet, ye huv the nerve to criticise me n’ Mum? That n’ yer “Oh, but ah cannae dae it !”... y’know where ye git that fae ? Yer mother... and yer arrogant, inconsiderate attitude, ye git that fae yer c…%* of a faither !

D’you even huv any redeeming features, aside fae yer face ? Cuz am struggling tae find any, but then you n’ me near got along fae a young age. Aside fae, mibbe, that yer good laugh when drunk, cuz yer right dour c_%!* when sober. Ah don’t know. Plus, unlike you, ah could’nae gee fleein’ f…k what folk think o’ me.
 
You f_%kin’... TAMPON !! :mad: Still huvin’ trouble figuring oot that insult ? It’s a more subtle way of me saying you’re a stuck-up cu.. UURGH !! How tha f…k could you even say that, not only about, but in front o’ yer own daughter !? She’s dressed like a chav... seriously !? Ye did’nae even say that as joke, either, so dinnae even bother trying to use our Mum’s favourite go-to: “Oh, but ah did’nae mean it ! Sorry !” excuse.

So, many o’ them neanderthal, hoodie-wearing, slang-talking “Yeh bruv ! Innit ! Ye get me?” eejits d’ye ken that wandering aboot the high streets wearing a bright yella, pattern jumper; trousers that fit and trainers? C’mon, how many?! None? That’s what ah thought ! Ah mean, aside fae signing on and collectin’ their dole money, them lazy, work-shy c_%*s must be cheating the system n’ getting part-time work as clowns for kids’ parties. Especially if the bold attire ah just described is honestly considered “chav” tae you, sis. No unless Primark recently launched their brand new exclusive Chavs-R-Us kids fashion range for ages 4 to 7? Cheap Clothes @ Slave Labour Prices !! **

** Were I to actually stand in front of you and say aw o’ the above written to your face, this is the point where you’d get up n’ shout: “Awww... f—k off, Graeme !” Then storm off in the huff. While our mother and oldest sister would be doubled over in hysterics, wiping away tears. Cuz, that last joke… Mwah! :LOL: **

Oh, and ah believe on this side o’ the Border we refer to them as Non-Educated Delinquents (NEDS). Sorry tae correct ye on a slang term... but get it right, eh?

Also: You bought her the clothes ! Well, am guessing ye did, aye? So, yer opinion o’ them says more aboot your fashion sense than how yer daughter comes across while wearing them. Therefore, your fault ! But yer no exactly yin to admit when yer wrong, so… what else is new? But ah could be wrong ? Personally, ah saw nuthin’ wrong with the clothes, masel’. But, obviously, that’s just me…

Ye should be thankful yer oldest isn’t decked oot, heid tae toe, in a f…kin’ pink tracksuit n’ trainer ! Hair pulled into a ponytail n’ a lit fag (cigarette) hingin’ oot her gob ! :mad: But am no really yin to say summit mean or insulting about someone’s appearance, unless yer ugly. Which you are ! Although, am no talkin’ outer appearance, afore ye start yer usual bawlin’ n’ shoutin’ n’ exaggerated accusations.
Ah know, I’m one to talk, cuz am a right minger n’ loser. Ah still wear music related t-shirts, black or dark blue trousers and “My Adidas” tracksuit n’ trainers. So, if anyone dresses like a chav, it’s me…. Despite being well beyond my teenage years.

Oh, and here another wee reminder: yer oldest daughter’s only 4 years old ! Or huv ye forgot that ? Ye must huv done, if you’re reaction to her doing something wrong is to directly ask her: “Why’re ye being like this ?:cry: Are you expecting her to respond by give you her reasons, like ? Wait a few years… she tell ye them and more.

Speaking o’ that: is this you setting the tone for the coming years? Y’know, how ye speak to them, how they speak to you. If so, given how frequently both your oldest and youngest daughter tell you “No” and refuse to do as ye tell them, dinnae faint or be shocked when that aforementioned word “No” is followed by 2 others. The 2nd of which being “off”. I’m surprised they haven’t said both already, given how often you say them to, or around them. Especially, the oldest, since she’s already talks back n’ gives ya attitude. Again, she just 4 !

Anyway... if ye think they’re bad now n’ ye cannae cope? Ha ! Wait til the teenage years — straight-jacket, meds and the padded room here we f…ckin’ come !

Though, part of me is secretly hoping that, when your daughters get older, they treat you like you did our Mum, when you were a teenager. Ah really do, because I don’t think you’ve ever truly thought about or shed yin tear for the hurt your inconsiderate words have caused me, Mum or our oldest sister. Because the only person you feel any empathy for is yersel’. Judging your attitude. Still think I’m quote-unquote: “…good for nothing”, huh? :mad: Even though I’ve spent nearly 20 years of my existence looking after our mother, making sure she’s awrite and that things get done around the house. As well as attending to damn near every computer related thing you or anyone else in this family asks of me. D’ye thank me ? Aye, but yer tone of voice does’nae exact say yer grateful for ma help. At least my oldest sister n’ her fiancé say thanks and give me £15 quid for taking the time outta my day to fix their laptops. Not that I’m asking you for money, just a sincere and genuine: “Aw, thanks Graeme” would do.
 
I’m your only true friend...? F__k sake, Mum ! Could ye no huv kept that tae yersel’ ?! :cry:

I’ll just asked to be buried alive with ye, then? Or should I just dive in the hole n’ tell them to lower yer coffin doon onto me? There wus me thinking: ah’ll no be the yin huvin a breakdown at yer funeral... Nae chance !

D’your daughters really need another reason to be resent me... more than they already do, eh?
It’s f__kin’ bad enough that my nieces prefer me over their mother. Though, to be fair, ye cannae exactly blame ‘em !
 

SilentAndShy

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Will you (the person whom I'm supposed to be managing) just perhaps, mature and grow up and stick to our work ethic rather than being sneaky with your timings? I don't trust you admittedly because of that, and I don't know what I've done to make you dismissive, uninterested, in what I have to say and just because I'm not a 8 hour comedian cracking you up like someone else did, you can at least be friendly. And that extends to saying good morning properly. Why I decided to get out of my comfort zone to try and improve and elevate you, IDK
 
“Oh, am fed-up...” Well, here’s whit tae dae wae yersel’, right? Fuck off n’ complain tae somebuddy else !!

I’ve hud enuff o’ you, like, ah really huv. 2 years fuckin’ o’ naggin’ aw the time :mad: So, either dae summit aboot it — take up a hobby, fuck knows. Just shut up gan oan like that, eh? Were you ever happy? Ah fuckin’ wonder, cuz ya sure find a lot to complain aboot through the course o’ yin day. There’s a reason ya dinnae hear me spouting that self-pitying pish, cuz you complain enuff to the point where ma complaints mean fuck all by comparison.
 
So, we’ll supposedly “do nothing for ye”, right? And yet, you could’nae be bothered taking your daughter’s bike to the local garage to get the stabilisers off ? :unsure: They’re literally right next f__kin’ door to us ! Just go oot the back door, walk a few yards n’ yer there. And ya say am lazy... Ha ! :LOL:
 

theoutsider

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Will you (the person whom I'm supposed to be managing) just perhaps, mature and grow up and stick to our work ethic rather than being sneaky with your timings? I don't trust you admittedly because of that, and I don't know what I've done to make you dismissive, uninterested, in what I have to say and just because I'm not a 8 hour comedian cracking you up like someone else did, you can at least be friendly. And that extends to saying good morning properly. Why I decided to get out of my comfort zone to try and improve and elevate you, IDK
That sucks, SilentAndShy. I hate trying to help someone only to have them treat me as if they're doing me a favor by allowing me to try helping them. I hope things improve for you.
 
Fuckin’ hell... !! So... should ah start planning the world tour now ? Naw, I’m only partly joking.

It’s just, according to my SoundCloud statistics, that thrash metal riff ah wrote as bit of a piss take on the genre is popular as far a field as Kingston, Jamaica and fuckin’ Iran. And ah could really use a proper holiday.
 
Fuckin’ hell... !! So... should ah start planning the world tour now ? Naw, I’m only partly joking.

It’s just, according to my SoundCloud statistics, that thrash metal riff ah wrote as bit of a piss take on the genre is popular as far a field as Kingston, Jamaica and fuckin’ Iran. And ah could really use a proper holiday.
was that you actually playin the guitar Graeme? Or was it you using a program?
 
was that you actually playin the guitar Graeme? Or was it you using a program?
The only program ah used was this... :LOL: And ye can only record, and use different virtual amp models so... :confused:



So, aye, it’s me playing that riff ! o_O Ah know, even ah could’nae believe it when ah played it back... cuz all my previous attempts at trying to write metal riffs up until just last week were, honestly, pure shite. Funny what spending a few days listening to albums from yer teenage years’ll do for ye as a musician. :LOL:

I’m actually thinking about recording a video of me playing that riff in few weeks time, and maybe, uploading it to YouTube ? :unsure:
 

SilentAndShy

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Will you (the person whom I'm supposed to be managing) just perhaps, mature and grow up and stick to our work ethic rather than being sneaky with your timings? I don't trust you admittedly because of that, and I don't know what I've done to make you dismissive, uninterested, in what I have to say and just because I'm not a 8 hour comedian cracking you up like someone else did, you can at least be friendly. And that extends to saying good morning properly. Why I decided to get out of my comfort zone to try and improve and elevate you, IDK
You must laugh at me at how you get away with being less than honest on your timekeeping sheet and general tendency to take a short cut with things. You probably know, even with your young age, that I can't tackle you strongly on this issue whereas you know you can be a tad belligerent with me and get away with it. Not knowing the effects it has on me. I fail to take an interest in anything to do with you besides work and If i do, I'm faking it
 
Okay then, fuck it ! Those riffs only took me 48 hours to write, and they clock in at 160 beats per minute.

But, anyway, since you’re obviously a better guitarist than I could ever hope to be, and a far superior songwriter than me... how do I make my wee metal riff sound more like Pantera? Tell me the exact changes that’d need to be made, without changing a single note on 4th and 5th strings?

Also, d’ye no think that - if ah wanted to sound more like Pantera - I’d have intentionally written that riff so that it sounded similar to their actual sound, no? Just saying... but what tha f__k would I know, I’ve only been playing the guitar for 17 years.
 
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