mildly guilty confessions thread.

I had sexual relations with a guy this weekend and didn't ask if he has an STD... now I have to backtrack and do that and I really don't want to.

^ Yes, I agree. Perhaps you should report it (click the red triangle on the left)

lucifersam said: ↑

I had sexual relations with a guy this weekend and didn't ask if he has an STD... now I have to backtrack and do that and I really don't want to.

But if they did, then as a responsible person they would have told you or used a condom anyway - so asking them in retrospect, you would likely get a lie as a response, or am I missing something here :question:

Yeah that's true... but if he's positive there's nothing I can do now anyway so I'm not in any huge rush. I'm still gonna talk to him about it. If I get some rash or something I'll be running to the doctor though for sure. Not having insurance makes that difficult, I'll have to go like 25 miles downtown to the free testing place and I don't have a car so that's not easy.

They stopped allowing us to have free cookies at work with our lunch because someone was taking a lot, but one of my supervisors still lets me have them for free - and I often take them without asking.

*shrug* I feel no guilt whatsoever

Opaline said: ↑

They stopped allowing us to have free cookies at work with our lunch because someone was taking a lot, but one of my supervisors still lets me have them for free - and I often take them without asking.

Case closed 🤭

Watching Dr. Phil makes me feel better about my life because maybe it's not so bad as that...

kihira said: ↑

Case closed 🤭

I knew someone would think that 😛

It happened before I was hired though.

For some reason the tree in our yard is the only one on the block shedding leaves, and I secretly laugh in my head like a James Bond villain when they blow into everyone else's manicured yard.

Do I win the lamest mildest confession award yet? I get a certificate and everything, right?

NathanielWingatePeaslee said: ↑

I was in my late 30's before I found out that the handle on every pump in every gas station everywhere has a little thingy you can pull out for automatic pumping so you don't have to stand there squeezing it the entire time.



Well where would be the sport in that? 😕

Wait what????? how do I not know of this?

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^gross....

I shredded receipts that my boss needed. Because I know he wanted to get reimbursement for something that he uses for personal use.

He's going mad looking for the receipt. And I'm just eating cookies.

nodejesque said: ↑

I shredded receipts that my boss needed. Because I know he wanted to get reimbursement for something that he uses for personal use.

He's going mad looking for the receipt. And I'm just eating cookies.

I think I love you.* :applause:







*Not an actual guilty confession.

What's up with this thread and cookies.
Cookies are overrated.

GraybeardGhost said: ↑

I think I love you.* :applause:







*Not an actual guilty confession.

Hehe. It was so worth it.
And I dont believe he is able to request a copy or print of it.

It was a big purchase too.

squidgee said: ↑

What's up with this thread and cookies.
Cookies are overrated.

I don't know what cookies you've been eating, but these were amazing.

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^hehe......

When given the option to cover an Ad on a webpage, and asked why, I always choose "it's offensive" because I find all ads offensive. My hope is everyone will do this and one day we will have an AD-Free world.