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1986Poe · 2011-02-17T00:27:59+00:00

ok b-o-r-e-d so i thought why not make up own quotes like: When one door closes and no more open declare the hallway yours!!! or put a spin on some old ones like: when life gives you lemons ask it for the sugar ok dorky ones lol give it a try!:D

BlackPuma Feb 25, 2011 at 2:10 PM #61

''If you end up with your genitals in the meat grinder, it might be a good time to sit down and reflect on how the **** you got there.''

scoobycrawler Feb 25, 2011 at 4:31 PM #62

its its too hard then just jump off a ski lift

coyote Feb 25, 2011 at 5:07 PM #63

"don't eat green meat"

Kiwong Feb 25, 2011 at 5:31 PM #64

Too many cooks, didn't discover Ebor.

JamesSmith Feb 25, 2011 at 7:36 PM #65

"Drinking is a great thing. It's a fun to get drunk. It's kind of fitting that the more fun you have, the bigger your hangover is the next day. Maybe the drunken good time is too good to be true."

coyote Feb 25, 2011 at 8:05 PM #66

"if you choose to dance in the middle of the street, don't be surprised if you're run over by an ice cream truck"

Claryce Feb 25, 2011 at 8:15 PM #67

Your life is your mind's creation

BlackPuma Feb 25, 2011 at 8:15 PM #68

''If you ever find yourself dating an Alligator, don't expect- nor try to get a good-bye kiss. Just don't.''

crusaderwithgreeneyes Feb 25, 2011 at 11:38 PM #69

"Im going to just smile because I have no idea wtf your taking about. C:"

Kiwong Feb 26, 2011 at 12:14 AM #70

Too many cooks tried to cross the road and were much slower than the chickens.

theslowesthand Feb 27, 2011 at 4:07 AM #71

JamesSmith said: ↑
"Drinking is a great thing. It's a fun to get drunk. It's kind of fitting that the more fun you have, the bigger your hangover is the next day. Maybe the drunken good time is too good to be true."

A bhuddist quote: "All pleasure is pain (in disguise)" ... What about also "All pain is pleasure in disguise"?

And i thught i'd finally post one to vie with coyote's "supreme deepness" of quotes (approaching Pooh-status):
"If you pick your nose, and decide to eat it, make sure it tastes good BEFORE you eat it' (now if that isn't "deep" i dont know what is!) (he he)

Luke1993 Feb 27, 2011 at 4:30 AM #72

He who laughs last, is slowest.

3lefts Feb 28, 2011 at 11:22 AM #73

You can only have more if someone else has less.

BlackPuma Feb 28, 2011 at 12:59 PM #74

''Fire is not a good material for a sweater.''

''...nor for houses, waterbeds and baby-cribs for that matter.''

''...It makes a pretty lousy anti-burn ointment too.''

coyote Feb 28, 2011 at 1:30 PM #75

"only the eaten antelope stops to look behind it"

BlackPuma Feb 28, 2011 at 2:14 PM #76

''Stop. Talking. In. Freakin'. One. Word. Sentences.''

theslowesthand Mar 1, 2011 at 4:20 AM #77

3lefts said: ↑
You can only have more if someone else has less

"He who hesitates is lost"

theslowesthand Mar 1, 2011 at 4:26 AM #78

"You can't ever get what you want" . . . . . . . . . . (re R.Stones song)

worrywort Mar 1, 2011 at 5:28 AM #79

Luke1993 said: ↑
He who laughs last, is slowest.

hahaha! that's a good one!....wait, am I the last one to laugh?!

3lefts said:
You can only have more if someone else has less.

ooo that's a really good one. I think I'll remember that. I think stuff like this all the time.

maiato Mar 1, 2011 at 11:46 AM #80

I'm not on shape to quotes right now...so i do have to quote my fav director ( Woody Allen):

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? (he didnt discover us yet:P)

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

And to finish....

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

....I just love this guy! At least as a tremendous sense of humour!!