Graeme1988
Hie yer hence from me heath!
Hmmm.... is everythin' ah say funny tae you? Scottish dialect, hahahaha! D'ye think ma opinions are "just jokes"? Eh?! Because, apparently, that's what it seem like tae me. Ye just laugh at me aw the time, yet ah dinnae take the piss oot o' you when you expressed yer opinion.
Naw! Ah just quietly think tae masel': "Uh-huh! Eh... what a total fanny, man! Wanker! Bellend! Knob! Duh!" See, sometimes, ah actually say somethin' and f**kin' mean it! Aye, ah know? Ah cannae belive it masel' tae be honest.
Eh - aw, f**k it! - naebody takes me seriously, anyway. Kinda makes me wonder why ah even bother tae open ma stupid f**kin' gob an' mumbling a few syliables? Aw, am tellin' ye it's a right laugh when ye think aboot it...? Haha-bloody-ha! Folk always thinkin' yer takin' the piss aw the time. :kickingmyself:
Though, at least when ah actually tell a joke it's funny - the keyword there was "funny", don't know if ye caught that? That quite important when it comes tae jokes an' aw that. Anyway... See when you dae the same thing, right? Only you laugh followed by an awkward silence. Actually it's mair like this:
mg: - whilist everybody desperately tries tae avoid eye contact. But then, yer joke delivery is similar tae a cancer diagnosis. No funny ataw! Aye, ah went there... Get tae f**k! Ooooh, gasp! The language an' the swearing! That's awfy so it is!
Right that's ma vague rant/internal dialogue over wi'! Time tae tell ma internal dialogue tae shut the f**k up by threatin' physical violence. "Right ya bastard! See if you dinnae shut yer gob, am gonnae bash you over the heid wi' half empty bottle o' Buckfast!" Only jokin'... :sarcastic:
Right, am offski! Later.
Naw! Ah just quietly think tae masel': "Uh-huh! Eh... what a total fanny, man! Wanker! Bellend! Knob! Duh!" See, sometimes, ah actually say somethin' and f**kin' mean it! Aye, ah know? Ah cannae belive it masel' tae be honest.
Eh - aw, f**k it! - naebody takes me seriously, anyway. Kinda makes me wonder why ah even bother tae open ma stupid f**kin' gob an' mumbling a few syliables? Aw, am tellin' ye it's a right laugh when ye think aboot it...? Haha-bloody-ha! Folk always thinkin' yer takin' the piss aw the time. :kickingmyself:
Though, at least when ah actually tell a joke it's funny - the keyword there was "funny", don't know if ye caught that? That quite important when it comes tae jokes an' aw that. Anyway... See when you dae the same thing, right? Only you laugh followed by an awkward silence. Actually it's mair like this:
mg: - whilist everybody desperately tries tae avoid eye contact. But then, yer joke delivery is similar tae a cancer diagnosis. No funny ataw! Aye, ah went there... Get tae f**k! Ooooh, gasp! The language an' the swearing! That's awfy so it is! Right that's ma vague rant/internal dialogue over wi'! Time tae tell ma internal dialogue tae shut the f**k up by threatin' physical violence. "Right ya bastard! See if you dinnae shut yer gob, am gonnae bash you over the heid wi' half empty bottle o' Buckfast!" Only jokin'... :sarcastic:
Right, am offski! Later.
