MaliceInWickedland

I thought you said that I wasn't a Deadman. Ah well, Feliz Navidad to you too Malice! I should be wishing you some happiness instead of the other way around. Hope you enjoyed today!

Yes, but I have way too much free time.

You wrote it and put it on the internet. Shouldn't be surprised that someone would read it.

Yeah... I just read your really long post about where you've been. Scary crap.

And you've already creeped me out plenty just by knowing that I'm moving, so I'll just tell you I'm moving to Green Bay.

Malice! Where'd you go and disappear to?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

You don't actually think I would be stalking you in a garbage can, do you? People tend to notice garbage cans in the middle of the road. Thinking I would actually hide there insults my stalking ability.

That still doesn't worry me. Since I'd be asleep and stuff. I wouldn't do you any favors and wake up just to notice you being creepy.

Go right on ahead. My bed is lofted about 5 feet off the floor, so I probably wouldn't even notice you standing there.

Well if you're not radioactive, at least you're not dangerous without your bloody knife.

You wouldn't happen to be radioactive, would you?

What's so icky about you?

Well what if someone called your whole species "icky"?

They're not icky! What a terrible thing to say.

Indeed. Now go forth and never kill another spider, ever! Or I'll hear about it.

I'm sure you'll enjoy this. Since you like spiders so much. And living with them.

Maybe it's because you are at ease here or I have not been around much; you hardly seem cold. Quite the contrary actually.

Two ideas, if I may be so bold.

1.) Instead of trying to keep them away have you tried keeping them around? At the least those who show respect.
2.) There is nothing wrong with being nice. But you have a voice and certainly important opinions. Be nice, be polite always. You can be those and let others know you're not as you have labeled yourself - a doormat. Example: Simplicity, a simple "no thanks" or "not today" in a polite tone can aid in certain situations. Bah, you know all this already. ::

Well it does pull sweat away from your body. Which is why you have hair in places that sweat a lot.

Italian food is delicious I love that stuff.

Hey, Malice. Thanks a lot for your comment on the "how are you feeling?" thread. It's one of the nicest comments I've gotten here, and I've gotten quite a few. I'm having a fairly miserable night for no real reason, but that is a spark of light in an otherwise grey night. Thank you so much.