MaliceInWickedland

Oh... no. Regular house spiders are big enough for me.

Octopuses? Cute? That's a new one.

Did I mention the pet octopus? No? Well I'd have a pet octopus. There, now it's crazy.

I want to isolate myself, not totally, but almost, from everybody. No, almost everybody. Just live some place in the country with a bunch of land and Mountain Dew and crap, away from other folks, where I can do basically whatever I want (maybe blow things up once in a while) and disregard popular opinion. I'd be kind of a hermit, and only interact with people when I want to.
I'd think, experiment, try things, learn, and whatever else, in a place where it could only affect me.
Kinda sounds like I'd be giving in to anxiety and such, but not really. Anxiety or not, I generally don't like interacting with most people. They expect too much small-talk.

I think you'd have to know me to really understand what I'm getting at and (more importantly) why.

Most likely, though, I'll just be a regular, geeky programmer guy, writing database queries for some company that vastly underpays me.

I refuse. You'll think I'm crazy (crazier?).

If you think that's far-fetched, I better not tell you what I want to do with my life.

Really, that's great. All I do around here is leech off of the friendly atmosphere.

Do you feel like this place holds you back?

See how much fun you're having talking to me and Phoenixx (the stalker)? Surely you'd miss that if you left.

So... she can't read this silver color?

That's right, you won't. And not "for now", either. Never. Not ever.

And no, I didn't look. Your psychological warfare fails.

Also, call Phoenixx a stalker for me. She might actually listen to you.

Okay so I was poking around and noticed you saying something about leaving. Are you certain about it? If you feel you have to... well, I'll understand. We do care about you though, Malice. And I like talking to you.

Stop considering it. You're not leaving, even if I have to something about it myself. See, I also have a knife, and some rope, and a chair, and an old laptop, and I can arrange for some internet that only connects to this site and, mercifully, youtube. So... you're not leaving. Ever.

NOOO!!! You can't leave! Who else will I send annoying and/or mildly abusive messages to? (Besides Phoenixx and Superfluouslyme)

Really though, I know how you feel. I get like that sometimes. But I always come back. Eventually. Even when I left for 3 years. And people here DO care to hear about your random and nonsensical life. Random and nonsensical = interesting.

You keep disappearing from the site for days at a time, and it keeps making me think you're on your way over here with your bloody knife. Stop doing that.

Lol, I've been okay, I guess o.o Been watching way too much anime my head's going to explode.
I dont know, I guess I'm on and off about this place.

Heyyo ~.~ Long timmmme

Happy holiday, woman!
Take care!

You just used it. And, don't worry, I don't have any intentions of doing anything to you that I did in the past (well, intentionally anyway:. I'm toned down. Besides, for right now, this child is taking a sort-of leave of absence from the dating field for a while. So, did you like your presents?

Well, "skirt-chaser" or "Casanova" seemed to be your favorite in the past::. You're learning and growing up Malice. Feel proud of yourself! Part of me wanted to initiate this, but..... well, I have "courage" not "bravery" and I thought you could use some time away from my antics::. And I'm a minor, I can't get drunk. Well, legally anyway, and I'm not in the mood to go to jail.