This is my first post, so does that make me a post-virgin, or should that be ex post facto virgin, or should it be pre-virgin, which would make this my first pre, or my first de facto, or my first post, but not of the valorous version, but then when I say post-virgin does that mean after being a virgin which means I am in fact not a virgin, which means I cannot be a post-virgin if in fact I am referring to virginity of any particular sort. So how then will I be able to post? However, if I say pre-virgin then that means before virginity which means in fact that I am actually not getting ready to post in the case that I am pre, or before posting, which means that I am not actually ready to de-virginate my postings, which means that I am actually not really here to post, and this is all a figment of my imagination which would fall in very good step with the fact that I am happily unengaged with this post process so therefore I can be pre, post, and de-post during my virginity of any vitreous virtuous kind, without the danger of overloading my visual acumen, or vitric virtue. So therefore if I have said enough, or if you have heard enough, can I now proceed with my posting with or without having to post, before I in fact become over-stressed and begin to go postal on postings? So there, I am no longer a post- virgin. Wait..does that mean I am a post-slut? or should I say ex post facto slut, or should it be pre-slut which would make this the second part of my first post which would make me a post virginal slut poster. Hmm. Of course, if someone were, with me, be willing to wed, then I would be well read, and experienced enough so that everything I say would be well said. Nevertheless, its best if I depart, oh yes, because the rest of this post is best left to those who who prefer to caress in jest, but not to excess, lest my future postings be shunned due to duress and unendurable stress, due to a lack of finesse, on my part of course, that is, more or less, oh boy, what a mess, I guess!!!