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don't worry, it just takes a little practice walking in 4 inch heels with your breasts duct taped together

if i can do it, i'm sure you can :thumbup:

Wait... what are you saying? Are you a transsexual? I mean, that's fine, I just... I never knew.
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
My laptop charger cord is starting to fray at the jack just like all my headphones do shortly before they break. If that happened, I would have no computer, then what would I do with my free time? WHAT WOULD I DO WITH MY FREE TIME?!? *rocks himself to sleep in the corner mumbling about potatoes and sardines.*
 

MikeyC

Well-known member
I hate you, Olivia Culpo. And anyone else who has or will win a Miss Universe, Miss America, Miss Massachusetts, and whatever other "Miss Even-The-Straight-Women-Wanna-Bang-Me" competition you can win, said the jealous girl in acidic tones.
I reckon you'd have a good chance to win.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to work out so I can be Mr. Universe.
 

jaim38

Well-known member
My laptop charger cord is starting to fray at the jack just like all my headphones do shortly before they break. If that happened, I would have no computer, then what would I do with my free time? WHAT WOULD I DO WITH MY FREE TIME?!? *rocks himself to sleep in the corner mumbling about potatoes and sardines.*

Order a replacement, just in case something happens.
 
don't worry, it just takes a little practice walking in 4 inch heels with your breasts duct taped together

if i can do it, i'm sure you can :thumbup:

Was that part of your marine training? I suppose you would have to be able to convincingly walk in 4 inch heals when required to go undercover as a woman. :bigsmile:
 

coyote

Well-known member
Was that part of your marine training? I suppose you would have to be able to convincingly walk in 4 inch heals when required to go undercover as a woman. :bigsmile:

yeah, that was the last time i volunteered for anything

i thought they said "under the covers with a woman"
 

jaim38

Well-known member
I just realized something: Santa and Satan are spelled from exactly the same words. I wonder if that's a coincidence. Satan on the 21st and Santa on the 25th.
 
When you go to work drunk... you really need some help.

And I have to be the one to sit at home and worry about it.

My head hurts - literally (migraine) and figuratively. I am so sick of dealing with this. Words can't even... describe... they just fail me... I don't have the vocabulary to express how worn out I feel over this. I want to be let loose in a padded cell so I can throw myself at the wall over and over and scream until I get all my negative energy out. I just can't take it any more.

I HATE ADDICTS. If you're an addict, stay the hell out of my life. I should walk around with that tattooed on my forehead to keep them away.

I'm sitting here with my teeth gritted. The rage is unbearable. And I'm not "allowed" to talk about it. **** that ****. **** it.
 
Sorry to be nosy, but why aren't you allowed to?

Well... she's ashamed. And she's a member of this forum (won't say the name), but she never goes on. I use this place to talk to people and vent - I don't have anyone else at the moment except for my siblings. She can't expect me to not talk about it.
 
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