They'll probably figure out you're not a terrorist as soon as you open your mouth.Really...? D'ye think think a ZZ Top style beard would be wise, with ma build-in sun tan? Ah mean, it'd look epic - and rightly so - but also there's the whole Middle Eastern thing as well, y'know...? Coz ah've been mistaken for one ae them before.*
* Ye git whit ah'm implyin' here, right?
If they don't, threaten to plant explosives in their car. :bigsmile:
So hell yeah, grow that bushy beard! If the occasional moron thinks you're something you're not, well--there's no cure for rabid xenophobes anyway.
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