when i was little, i thought it would be cool to run really fast with my eyes closed
it was exhilarating
until i ran into the tree
it only took 5 stitches to close the gash in my forehead
the next time, I made sure there weren't any trees around
that's called learning
Like clicking your finger - thumb against the third finger...
I can do that with my feet - big toe & second toe, and it makes a louder noise against the floor. Girls don't like it much in bed
^^^ those are nothing, I sprayed 409 in my brothers eyes when I was little b/c he was attacking me.
I also went after him with a stool after he choked me.
sibling rivalry at its finest