some guy i barely met came up to me and said, "hey. it's my favorite retarded friend." (context: i'm a 30 year old adult in professional attire. we weren't formally introduced, we were just near each other the night before. this guy is a friend of friend but a stranger to me.)
i am trying to convince myself he was referring to someone behind me. it is possible but i really thought he was talking to me. who says that? i know i am socially retarded but this guy out-socially-retards me if he openly speaks so crudely to people.
and YES, if it makes me retarded, i would much rather hang out with fun, cute children than mingle with the likes of predictable, boring, drugged up meatheads who think they are too cool for school and look like a walking std.