have you ever caught your family watching porn?

[twiggle]

No but I found a photo of my brother's appendage on the computer once, tucked away in some folders. This was about 10 years ago when the whole family used the computer.

I was, and still am, very scarred from the experience.
And actually, thinking about this has reminded me, when my elderly, pipe-smoking grandad died and we had to clear out his house, my sister and I stumbled across his collection of porn VHS's. That was scary too.

 

[Apotheosis]

Your dad sounds like a, uh, needy guy.

My parents weren't the most affectionate, even to each other.

But people have their needs, and that's okay as long as they keep their needs the hell away from me, preferably in a small, locked dark room.

If nothing else, I've definitely learned the value of discretion. Though I haven't yet learned when to use it, as evidenced by my many TMI ramblings.

 

[Apotheosis]

No but I found a photo of my brother's appendage on the computer once, tucked away in some folders. This was about 10 years ago when the whole family used the computer.

I was, and still am, very scarred from the experience.
And actually, thinking about this has reminded me, when my elderly, pipe-smoking grandad died and we had to clear out his house, my sister and I stumbled across his collection of porn VHS's. That was scary too.

Some of that can be pretty shocking. You never want to imagine the... baser side of your loved ones.

As you may have noticed, I crack jokes about a lot of the stuff that would otherwise horrify me. Humor lets you reevaluate the grody **** on its own, separate from the 'normal' world, as it were.

Doesn't work for everyone though. ::

 

[MrJones]

Nope, but my parents wanted to give me their old collection of porn VHS and magazines because they don't use it anymore, as some kind of heritage, I guess. They are cool like that.

I refused >.>

 

[Shyangel]

Nope, but my parents wanted to give me their old collection of porn VHS and magazines because they don't use it anymore, as some kind of heritage, I guess. They are cool like that.

I refused >.>

Oh my god! I don't know If I could make up something more awkward and disturbing. I wouldn't watch that porn if it were the last porn on earth.

Your poor, poor man. lol

You know what would be a great disturbing thread? " Have you caught your parents having sex" thread. I'm sure the memories would be funny and horrifying.

 

[MrJones]

Oh my god! I don't know If I could make up something more awkward and disturbing. I wouldn't watch that porn if it were the last porn on earth.

Your poor, poor man. lol

You know what would be a great disturbing thread? " Have you caught your parents having sex" thread. I'm sure the memories would be funny and horrifying.

It's just porn, I didn't care that much XD

Something more disturbing would be if they'd recorded themselves having sex and offered you to watch it as a porn movie. That would be the most awkward thing of all time o.0

 

[Shyangel]

It's just porn, I didn't care that much XD

Something more disturbing would be if they'd recorded themselves having sex and offered you to watch it as a porn movie. That would be the most awkward thing of all time o.0

Hahaha!! Very good point....That's not awkward, though. That's just plain SICK.
I would, honestly, rather shoot myself in the head then watch that video.

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

Look porn is unhealthy and not good.

Why do you say that? If it becomes an addiction then I agree that isn't good (just as any addiction is unhealthy) but otherwise I don't see that it's a problem. If it is a problem, then it's one that a great many people would seem to have.

My grandma is only 64. She can be hypocritical at times.

Well she's only a hypocrite if she's criticising others for looking at porn.

 

[Sartana]

Love this thread so much.

I've never caught anyone. I did find a porn dvd when I was around 14 or so. Pretty sure it was the Pamela Anderson sex tape. Good laughs were had; I invited my friends round to watch it.

And fair play to any older person who feels like watching porn. It must suck if your mind is still sexually active but your body (or that of your partner's) can't keep up.

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

No but I found a photo of my brother's appendage on the computer once, tucked away in some folders. This was about 10 years ago when the whole family used the computer.

I'd have been soooo tempted to right-click, and set desktop wallpaper. But then I'm just evil. ::

 

[Waybuloo]

Oh my god, that is disturbing. Maybe it can be a good thing (does that sound twisted?). It is a natural part of people, I'm personally trying to not be afraid of the fact that all people have a sexual nature. I have to admit though... That is just unexpected, shock factor, goes against what we learn about old people doesn't it

A lot of old couples have sex just like regular people, and when they don't have anyone it's natural that they should have urges. It's like people age but they don't feel any older, an 60 year old might still feel like 18. But then again, like someone suggested, she has poor eyesight and with the proliferation of porn ads everywhere it's easy to click on something 'disturbing'. Porn is so in your face that if you search for something in google there's bound to be something seedy in the results most of the time.

 

[Waybuloo]

It's no big deal, we're all designed to have needs. In third world countries, children don't have the luxury of their own separate rooms and beds and that can make you learn stuff pretty quickly. So there you go, another thing to be thankful for.

 

[ohheybbyitscorixx]

LMAO! I wish my grandma did that. I know my grandpa did, but for a woman that old it was taboo in their time for them to be sexually open.

 

[Lexington]

Some of that can be pretty shocking. You never want to imagine the... baser side of your loved ones.As you may have noticed, I crack jokes about a lot of the stuff that would otherwise horrify me. Humor lets you reevaluate the grody **** on its own, separate from the 'normal' world, as it were.

Doesn't work for everyone though. ::

That is so true. I don't think we are ready to embrace some of our loved ones..."warts n all". A good exercise in unconditional love which humans are not renowned for!

 

[upndwn]

I've borrowed porn to my dad several times. It's no big deal as long as I don't have to be there when he watches it *LOL*. I've even watched porn when he was in the room, but this was at a big party when I was a teenager and we put on the porn to have something to laugh about. My dad didn't seem to bother and laughed with us. I guess I didn't grow up with traditional parents.

 

[ROBOTS]

No, but I walked into my brother's room after he went out once and saw that he forgot to close the internet...

 

[MikeyC]

I just remembered that my mum was about 0.1 seconds away from catching me once. I managed to get rid of the tab just in time, although I still reckon she saw it but said nothing.... ::

 

[davidburke]

no but theres being some close calls ::

 

[Rawz]

My mom caught me looking at porn once. I don't think she saw it very well though. Nothing was ever said about it.

 

[WeirdyMcGee]

I'd be watching True Blood and mom would ALWAYS walk in during the sex scenes in every episode.
Wonderful timing!
She'd be like; "You're watching PORN!?"

...pretty much.
haha