have you ever caught your family watching porn?

[razzle dazzle rose]

I have not caught anyone yet...and no one has caught me either. That would be awkward

 

[razzle dazzle rose]

I'd be watching True Blood and mom would ALWAYS walk in during the sex scenes in every episode.
Wonderful timing!
She'd be like; "You're watching PORN!?"

...pretty much.
haha

Gosh, I always have to lower the volume during sex scenes in movies. It is so lame. But my mom would probably say the same thing!

 

[MikeyC]

I'd be watching True Blood and mom would ALWAYS walk in during the sex scenes in every episode.
Wonderful timing!
She'd be like; "You're watching PORN!?"

...pretty much.
haha

Haha, that has happened to me a couple of times, too. Watching TV, then mum walks in and it's all a sex scene. Worst timing. ::

I'm pretty sure my parents know I watch it. They'd have to be extremely oblivious not to know by now.

 

[Thelema]

*throws up*

 

[Lexington]

Gosh, I always have to lower the volume during sex scenes in movies. It is so lame. But my mom would probably say the same thing!

Every child/teenager must have experienced that embarassing moment. Parent walks in on TV sex scene, both pretend nothing is happening and try to change topic..."So how's the weather tomorrow?"

 

[twiggle]

Every child/teenager must have experienced that embarassing moment. Parent walks in on TV sex scene, both pretend nothing is happening and try to change topic..."So how's the weather tomorrow?"

"This is what people do when they love each other. They just have a little cuddle. Naked."
*female moans*
"...it's noisy"

I'm pretty sure that's how my mum put it.

 

[davidburke]

I'd be watching True Blood and mom would ALWAYS walk in during the sex scenes in every episode.
Wonderful timing!
She'd be like; "You're watching PORN!?"

...pretty much.
haha

ahh gawd yeah that happens me alot. happens alot when i am watching spartacus too thats nearly all sex scenes :: i have to scramble to turn down the surround sound system, quite awkward

 

[Lexington]

"This is what people do when they love each other. They just have a little cuddle. Naked."
*female moans*
"...it's noisy"

I'm pretty sure that's how my mum put it.

Or mother says.."Do you think you could turn that down?"
Me......."the volume or the hot passionate love-scene?"

 

[ROBOTS]

ahh gawd yeah that happens me alot. happens alot when i am watching spartacus too thats nearly all sex scenes :: i have to scramble to turn down the surround sound system, quite awkward

Indeed. Spartacus is like an ultra-violent porno. It is awesome though.

 

[Illusions]

I'm curious to know what kind of porn your grandma was watching.

LOL. I'm curious too.

I've never caught anyone in my family watching porn but I saw stuff in my brother's internet history once when I wanted to delete cookies because I couldn't log into a site. Boys will be boys.

 

[talisman]

Never caught anyone in my family doing that (but I do have a very small family)...most I ever found was a how to manual on sex hidden in the top of a small cupboard. I really don't think my parents are the type to watch porn...or even have sex regularly. lol

I've had a few close calls, but not been caught blatently in the act. lol

 

[twiggle]

*A few years ago sometime*

Mum stands in the kitchen with an almost empty glass of wine, stirring some casserole and trying to do the whole mother-daughter girlie chat thing:
"Are you a virgin, Twiggle?"
"That is absolutely none of your business. I feel sick right now."
"Are you embarrassed to talk about it? Hahaha. I have three nights off a week"

I have never heard my parents having sex, but I did once find a suspicious item under the bed once, as a 7 year old who liked to explore around the house. I showed it to my mum and asked her what it was and she went red and told me it was a tool. I assumed she just meant some kind of gardening implement and forgot about it for a few years. Ouch.

 

[Imaginary]

Not really I think, but my family already knew that I love gayporn, yaoi, etc gay stuff~

But I ever caught my Bro watch it~

 

[coyote]

my big brothers showed me where they found my dad's magazine stash when i was 7 or 8

let's just say that's when i became an avid reader

 

[nafadda]

Last Year, I went upstairs to see grandma. When I came in to her room, I caught her watching something on her lapton. It....was.....porn...... I didn't see anything on the video because I didn't want to see it.

if you didn't see anything on the laptop how did you know it was porn???just wondering since you can't just go by sound now a days.

also sexuality is a pretty normal thing..some of you may need to read the kinsey report on human sexuality that was written many years ago to understand that..Kinsey Reports - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and as far as someone on here that said something about porn being a guy thing..ummmmm well....sorry to burst that bubble but it's just not true,,yes yes woman actually have sex ,,go figure..and some even actually enjoyed it HAHAhAhA,,but thanks for the laugh.

back when i was younger and did the deed with young men my same age that lasted about 30 seconds,i didn't complain,but had I known that when some people get older they actually know what they are doing and get so much better ..well i would have wanted to grow up a little faster..hahahaha..best laugh I've had all day..thanks

oh BTW my fav porn movie is called "pirates"..

 

[Aletheia]

I was probably around nine when I unearthed my parents' copy of The Joy Of Sex.

It was very informative, but it was evidence of a sex life that was (still is) weird to think about. I don't know where that comes from, given that I've the best evidence in the world that they've had it at least once.

 

[Boby]

No, never caught my family watching porn or doing sex.Growing up in my family sex was taboo , i had to learn about it on my own so when i found condoms for the first time in my parents room i freaked out i was like "ewww gross ,it can't be real", i was still young back then and didn't know much about sex.Also my father doesn't know that the internet browser has a freaking history, this lead to another disturbing experience when i saw the word "porn" in the history tab of my browser.

 

[Thelema]

*A few years ago sometime*

Mum stands in the kitchen with an almost empty glass of wine, stirring some casserole and trying to do the whole mother-daughter girlie chat thing:
"Are you a virgin, Twiggle?"
"That is absolutely none of your business. I feel sick right now."
"Are you embarrassed to talk about it? Hahaha. I have three nights off a week"

I have never heard my parents having sex, but I did once find a suspicious item under the bed once, as a 7 year old who liked to explore around the house. I showed it to my mum and asked her what it was and she went red and told me it was a tool. I assumed she just meant some kind of gardening implement and forgot about it for a few years. Ouch.

Gargen implement

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

I have never heard my parents having sex, but I did once find a suspicious item under the bed once, as a 7 year old who liked to explore around the house. I showed it to my mum and asked her what it was and she went red and told me it was a tool. I assumed she just meant some kind of gardening implement and forgot about it for a few years. Ouch.

Gargen implement

That's not so unusual. I remember one time when I was a kid, my mum yelling at my dad that if she ever came home and found another one of his hoes hidden under the bed she was divorcing him.

 

[Silatuyok]

oh BTW my fav porn movie is called "pirates"..

That's actually quite an entertaining movie. Worth a few good laughs.