have you ever caught your family watching porn?

Last Year, I went upstairs to see grandma. When I came in to her room, I caught her watching something on her lapton. It....was.....porn...... I didn't see anything on the video because I didn't want to see it.
 

WeirdyMcGee

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Yes.
I think most people watch porn from time to time.

I've caught my siblings and parents having sex, plenty of times in the past... found porn in hidden stashes, walked in on naked people...
Not really a big deal anymore.

haha, sorry-- it's hilarious that you caught your grandma watching porn. XD
I'd have peed myself laughing because you wouldn't normally expect that.
But they're still people and people have needs... I guess...
 

Shyangel

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You poor thing!! *goes blind thinking about it*
No. My mom doesn't have a computer and my dad shares his with my brother. So I'm not sure he gets the chance. Also, I hardly ever go into my brother's rooms. I share a room with my sister. I've never caught her doing anything, but I have my suspicions. I pray she doesn't do anything while in the room with me *shivers* I truly hope to never witness that.
 

this_portrait

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I found a dirty magazine my father had when I was real little, haha! The whole memory is pretty vague, but I remember being all like, "Ewww, you're gross!" to my dad.
 

CrazyGirl

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Nope, never. Growing up sex was a taboo subject. Never even discussed it either with 2 siblings close in age either. Probably explains some of the issues I have.
 

hangbi92

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Last Year, I went upstairs to see grandma. When I came in to her room, I caught her watching something on her lapton. It....was.....porn...... I didn't see anything on the video because I didn't want to see it.

Seriously? Your grandma is so COOL :eek:
 

hangbi92

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Maybe she's old so she has a bad vision or she accidentally click on some ads or sth and then sth pops up...
 

GhastlyCC

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I've caught my brothers watching it multiple times.
And one of my friends who's a porn addict.....I "catch" him watching it all the damn time.

I've never been caught though...Mostly because I never watch it.
I have never really liked porn.

The fake moans annoy me to the furthest extent.lol
 

Lexington

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I'm curious to know what kind of porn your grandma was watching. I thought porn wasn't created for women's needs anyway.
 

Apotheosis

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When I was 13 I found my mom's dildo. The very next day she caught me ogling a lovely brazilian lass, curtesy of the family computer. It was at that very moment that my newly pubescent brain decides break the news that 'hey! I know the difference in sounds between a hair dryer and an EXCALIBUR(tm) plastic penis.

Much lulz were not had.

Regardless, people are way to ashamed of their own sexualities. Compared to Tudor England, we're downright scandalous, but in today's world there's still so much repression and self-denial.

We need another sexual revolution.

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, PANTS OFF, VOLUME UP, LET'S GET THIS PARTY PUMPIN

(oh hell, I think I'm drunk)
 

Kinetik

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I consider myself very fortunate that I've never caught a family member watching it, nor have I been caught myself. But these nympho grandma/dildo-wielding mother stories are hilarious. Keep them coming. :D
 

EscapeArtist

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Oh my god, that is disturbing. Maybe it can be a good thing (does that sound twisted?). It is a natural part of people, I'm personally trying to not be afraid of the fact that all people have a sexual nature. I have to admit though... That is just unexpected, shock factor, goes against what we learn about old people doesn't it
 

Apotheosis

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Oh my god, that is disturbing. Maybe it can be a good thing (does that sound twisted?). It is a natural part of people, I'm personally trying to not be afraid of the fact that all people have a sexual nature. I have to admit though... That is just unexpected, shock factor, goes against what we learn about old people doesn't it


Rates of STD infections in Nursing Homes is near-100% across the board.

I was a youth volunteer in one for a time.

You have no idea.
 

MikeyC

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When I was 13 I found my mom's dildo. The very next day she caught me ogling a lovely brazilian lass, curtesy of the family computer. It was at that very moment that my newly pubescent brain decides break the news that 'hey! I know the difference in sounds between a hair dryer and an EXCALIBUR(tm) plastic penis.

Much lulz were not had.
Oh, wow! The worst kind of epiphany!

I have never caught my dad watching porn but I have gone on the computer and found in the history some things dad was watching. I think he might be into girl-on-girl wrestling and bondage.
 

Apotheosis

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Oh, wow! The worst kind of epiphany!

I have never caught my dad watching porn but I have gone on the computer and found in the history some things dad was watching. I think he might be into girl-on-girl wrestling and bondage.

Oh don't get me started on my own dad. He loaned me his old laptop when I first left for uni. He told me he needed to clear some old programs (right, I get it, just delete the porn so we can get on with this). Turns out he missed a few.

It wasn't so much the content (**** knows I never looked at any of it) but there was just so much. It was everywhere, I'd be looking through program files for adobe and suddenly BAM 'HOT TEENS XXX' right between Hewlett-Packard and IDT.

Thanks dad.

My roommate suggested he may have left them in on purpose, as something to bond over.

And people wonder why I think they're the ones who need help
 

MikeyC

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Oh don't get me started on my own dad. He loaned me his old laptop when I first left for uni. He told me he needed to clear some old programs (right, I get it, just delete the porn so we can get on with this). Turns out he missed a few.

It wasn't so much the content (**** knows I never looked at any of it) but there was just so much. It was everywhere, I'd be looking through program files for adobe and suddenly BAM 'HOT TEENS XXX' right between Hewlett-Packard and IDT.
Your dad sounds like a, uh, needy guy. :eek:
 
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