Ban the person above you.

Banned for not spotting that blow fly in my soup.

^^ Banned for singing Knockin On Heaven's Door at a funeral.

Banned for limiting the music selection for funerals, next we wont be able to sing the ghost busters theme song

Banned for going to work and firing the boss

Banned for being condescending

Banned for reasons unbeknown to science.

^Banned for killing the fly on the table with his spoon.

banned for dancing naked in the middle of a shopping centre on pension day

Banned for not supporting Clive Palmers party.

^Banned for the high cost of the search and rescue team sent to find him when he got lost in the Misty Mountains.

Banned by desert island discs.

^banned for motorboating Julia Gillard during a Protest March to save the Hairy Nosed Wombat

^ Banned for living oop north.

^banned for his remarkable appearance as Cosette in an East End production of Les Mis

^banned for making obscure references that I've never heard of.

^banned for leaving his Partridge Family lunch box in the orthodontist's office

^ Banned for stealing Mr. Kimball's Bronco from the Shady Rest.

Banned for trying to drain Lake Superior.

^banned for eating wasabi with an ice cream scoop, while watching a molly ringwald movie marathon...

banned for eating fries with chopsticks