Banned for chasing kangaroos with a wooden spoon.
Ban the person above you.
^banned for eating too much brushtail
Banned for eating too much roadkill.
^banned for clicking on the Male Enhancement ads hoping it would improved his postal service
Banned for deer stalking in your Elmer Thud costume.
^ banned for making Lisa Douglas' "hotscakes."
Banned by the Mormons.
^ Banned for not bringing any ice cream
Banned for getting a speeding ticket by a fat cop in a donut shop.
^Banned for banning so many people.
^banned for getting a fat donut in a cop speeding.
^Banned for speeding a fat cop in getting a donut.
Banned by the fairy god mother.
^ Banned for catching the so-called "fairy godmother" in a bear trap.
Banned for fly fishing in a dry creek.
Banned for not putting your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water.
Banned for moving the ice cream van behind the mountain.
Banned by the man for taking a stand and holding your gland in front of the fans of Japan (the band).
Banned by Mr Potato head.
^Banned for stealing all the jelly beans from the communal jelly bean jar.