Ban the person above you.

Banned for planting pumpkin seeds in a rice paddy.

^ Banned for living the floor above me and spitting out their cornflakes onto my head every morning.

^Banned, simply banned

^ Banned for banning people without giving a reason. 🤭

Banned for needing a reason, your dismissed!

Banned for eating all the marshmallows i was saving for my imaginary friend's wedding

Banned for turning all the lights off when I was reading my book.

^banned for reading Fifty Shades of Grey in the bathroom

^banned for having 13,444 posts

^ banned for never telling us what a spider pig does.

^banned for eating cat food.

^banned for being a gangsta.

^banned for leaving her sugar skull out in the rain

Banned for dressing up as Bigfoot and stealing campers picnic baskets.

^ banned for leaving the toilet roll holder empty

^banned for letting his Google Hangout

^ Banned for living in the great frozen north

banned for being a geography snob

^ Banned for not eating enough kangaroo

Banned for exploiting illegal immigrants in your psychedelic torture chamber sweatshops.