Ban the person above you.

[hidwell]

Banned for having an agricultural username.

 

[LoyalXenite]

Banned for not feeding pine nuts to the local hunchback

 

[hidwell]

Banned for not clocking off.

 

[Odo]

^Banned for putting steroids into Ben Johnson's water bottle during the 1988 summer olympics and the conspiracy to make Canada look bad in front of the entire world because you're all so jealous of our superior totem poles.

 

[hidwell]

Banned for being a closet Canadian.

 

[coyote]

^banned for keeping a Canadian in his closet

 

[MikeyC]

^ Banned for arming emperor penguins with rainbow-striped bazookas that shoot frozen bananas.

 

[coyote]

^banned for the innapropriate costume he wore to the 2012 Great Canadian Beaver Festival after misunderstanding what the name of the festival was in reference to

 

[BlueDays]

^Banned for leaving a bowl of very Hot Chilli Vegetable soup on the top of his car when he went inside to answer the phone, and killing the family of foxes that live under his house when they ate it.

^banned for the innapropriate costume he wore to the 2012 Great Canadian Beaver Festival after misunderstanding what the name of the festival was in reference to

^:bigsmile:

 

[coyote]

^banned for using her platypus as a tea cozy

 

[hidwell]

Banned for living in a insular peninsular.

 

[coyote]

^banned for using duct tape to attach a marsupial to his left engine nacelle

 

[jc972]

^^^ Banned after like 50 years of not catching the Roadrunner :sarcastic:

 

[hidwell]

Banned for being a Dad.

 

[LoyalXenite]

Banned for throwing fluro green nipple tassels at Julie andrews

 

[Zackarydoo]

^^ You're banned for being the first person to write to me since I came back.

 

[hidwell]

Banned for having only 6 posts.

 

[LoyalXenite]

Banned for not making everyone a banana smoothie before posting

 

[hidwell]

Banned for living in a tree house and evicting all the birds.

 

[nodejesque]

^banned for racing animal crackers down the neighbors driveway...