Any SPW axe murderers out there?

[coyote]

I'd go with a butcher knife, or arsenic. I'd love to be able to wield a chain saw, but it's probably too heavy and I'd end up slicing off my leg or something.

you could use an electric one

of course, your range is limited then

 

[vj288]

*Awkward laugh* Yeah,those movies don't know what they're talking about... *Quickly throws ax behind bush*

 

[Sial Axetder]

I've got an axe on my desk. It is used to behead those found guilty of treason.

 

[BlackPuma]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

 

[GhoulsNightOut]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

Nooooo, stop!! That tickles!!
hahaha

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

That makes me think of the scene in 'Chronicles of Riddick' where he kills the guy with a teacup.

 

[Predacon]

Funny I was watching the new Friday the thirteenth just the other day and Jason definitely seems like the sort who wants to have his own space.

 

[UglyAsianGuy]

A lot of people at school called me a psycho and said I was going to shoot up the place like Seung Hui Cho did with the Virginia Tech Massacre. I got bullied so much at the time I wanted to be like him! But I never had the guts, and of course now I'm glad I didn't!

But it seems the people who do these things are lonely people. A popular person would never do such a thing, because they'd probably be a lot happier and satisfied with their lives.

I'm Korean like the Virginia Tech shooter, so it wasn't uncommon for people to say I was going to shoot up the school any day now. I was quiet but generally a nice guy so I have to wonder what would make someone say that about me, or if they thought I wouldn't mind being called a murderer.

People tend to associate the quiet people with murderers or psychopaths because they don't blend into the group as well, or they might think your emotions are so suppressed that you'd burst any time.

 

[Lost Girl]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

I heard of a woman in the 80's who was repeatedly stabbed with spoons, and had lots of other horrible things happen to her during a random attack. Yeah, she died.

 

[Pacific_Loner]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

YouTube - HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale

 

[vernski]

I'd use tea spoons instead.

I'd love to see them try and report that.

I used to *jokingly* threaten people with that very same thing. jokingly. heh. It's almost as if you're in my brain o_o

 

[Sial Axetder]

YouTube - HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale

Epic! That's all it needs. If I can, points to you give I will. (or not, hmmm I missed something)

 

[Bustn Justin]

In 1999 where the Columbine massacre took place, I had a few of my class mates tell me that they can see me doing that. I didn't know if I should be angry or be upset. After that tragedy I felt that it was used to bully me even more instead of peeps being kinder to me.

 

[BlackPuma]

I used to *jokingly* threaten people with that very same thing. jokingly. heh. It's almost as if you're in my brain o_o

Yeah, almost...


It's cozy in here. ;P

 

[hoddesdon]

There is a misconception or logical error here - just because serial killers are often loners, it does not mean that all loners are serial killers.

 

[BlackPuma]

I heard of a woman in the 80's who was repeatedly stabbed with spoons, and had lots of other horrible things happen to her during a random attack. Yeah, she died.

Pretty much everything with a flat or sharp end can be used as a weapon. Even innocent things like a pencil or pen when you angle it such a way that all pressure is on the vertical axes.

Scary stuff when you think about it..

 

[mmmm]

Even innocent things like a pencil or pen when you angle it such a way that all pressure is on the vertical axes.

Scary stuff when you think about it..

How cool was that scene in Dark Knight?

Oh, Heathie!!! Why did you have to die?

 

[mmmm]

No offense, but I think this thread should be taken down. It's a scary topic.


I doubt an SPW member is gonna admit their an axe murderer if there are any people on here like that, so why would you ask such a question?

No way. You actually took this thread seriously? My attempt at humour seems to have fallen short. Let me explain slowly.

I was trying to make a statement about a ridiculous Hollywood stereotype that can't possibly be true. Thought that was kind of obvious.

 

[fitftw]

I was arrested in sophomore year of high school, shortly after the Columbine attacks, for saying terroristic threats to one kid who bullied me day in, day out. He tattled on me and I got escorted out in handcuffs.

 

[KiaKaha]

There is a misconception or logical error here - just because serial killers are often loners, it does not mean that all loners are serial killers.

I think that sums up the whole thing nicely.