Things directly or indirectly caused by you:
1. There's snow here and it's cold.
2. Despite my best attempts, I've still never seen Mercury, because of either clouds or Mercury being on the wrong side of the Sun.
3. I have nowhere to be alone right now.
4. I'm using my phone's 3G for internet right now. You don't get credit for my ability to do that, but if the folks at Verizon get pissed off at me for using so much bandwidth, it's your fault.