Thanks! I like the children's book idea—which is strange, since I don't like children—but I'm not sure what the happy ending could be. The dog runs back and bites them, maybe? Hmm . . . I may need to think on that a bit.
Hi there! Sounds like you're in a bit of a pickle. Anyway, I hope you are successful in your search for a job. Keep trying your best to cope with whatever life throws your way.