MaliceInWickedland
Well-known member
I know, I know… please excuse the blatantly insipid abomination of a title I have lazily given to this thread. At least until my ingenious *cough hack cough* imagination spews forth a witty and fabulous title to take its place.
Onward to the billion dollar question of the century: do you know what time it is?
...It’s time to jump on the band wagon!
Ah yes… I can already hear everyone’s moans and groans… Absolute music to my ears~♫
So as all of you wonderful people can see, I am SPW’s millionth user to start her own journal here for all of you poor souls to stumble upon in either morbid curiosity or in the midst of their sheer and utter boredom. It’s a miracle you even made it to this sentence... Congratulations! You are now about a quarter of a lightyear away from freedom! Here, have a cookie to sate your gradually depleting sanity as you read further into this world of never ending madness:
Well, on a more serious note (and as I’m sure you have all noticed by now) I’ve been on quite a clusterf*** of an emotional rollercoaster as of late. Of course, being the reserved person I am, I lack the cognitive ability to openly express my feelings properly, and what better way to express myself than by starting a journal of my own here?
Aside from being able to express myself more openly (at the risk of melting all of your brains in the process) I can put more work into enhancing my journalism skills. I am an aspiring writer after all. I have to learn to put my feelings into words properly sooner or later, right?
Anyhow, I’m hoping this’ll do me some good and help me get all this accumulating crap off my chest before I go on emotional overload and have my head explode like that one guy in Scanners. No idea what I'm talking about? Well then here is a link to a nicely detailed video of it for your convenience:
Scanners (1981) Head Explosion Shot - YouTube
Doesn't it just blow your mind?
Ahem well... let's see... what to talk about…? Pffffft! What the furry umbrella-carrying kangaroos am I saying?? I know just as much as you do that there is a brontosaur's butt load to talk about. I just simply don’t know where to begin…
Well, I guess that concludes my first journal entry. Expect more long and cringe-worthy posts within the next few days. With that in mind, be sure to have a cup of *insert potent alcoholic beverage here* in hand the next time you decide to click on this ungodly thread at your own risk.
Right-o then. I think I’ve melted your brains enough as it is so… *Pats self on head* “That’ll do pig.”
Malice out~
Onward to the billion dollar question of the century: do you know what time it is?
...It’s time to jump on the band wagon!
Ah yes… I can already hear everyone’s moans and groans… Absolute music to my ears~♫
So as all of you wonderful people can see, I am SPW’s millionth user to start her own journal here for all of you poor souls to stumble upon in either morbid curiosity or in the midst of their sheer and utter boredom. It’s a miracle you even made it to this sentence... Congratulations! You are now about a quarter of a lightyear away from freedom! Here, have a cookie to sate your gradually depleting sanity as you read further into this world of never ending madness:
Well, on a more serious note (and as I’m sure you have all noticed by now) I’ve been on quite a clusterf*** of an emotional rollercoaster as of late. Of course, being the reserved person I am, I lack the cognitive ability to openly express my feelings properly, and what better way to express myself than by starting a journal of my own here?
Aside from being able to express myself more openly (at the risk of melting all of your brains in the process) I can put more work into enhancing my journalism skills. I am an aspiring writer after all. I have to learn to put my feelings into words properly sooner or later, right?
Anyhow, I’m hoping this’ll do me some good and help me get all this accumulating crap off my chest before I go on emotional overload and have my head explode like that one guy in Scanners. No idea what I'm talking about? Well then here is a link to a nicely detailed video of it for your convenience:
Scanners (1981) Head Explosion Shot - YouTube
Doesn't it just blow your mind?
Ahem well... let's see... what to talk about…? Pffffft! What the furry umbrella-carrying kangaroos am I saying?? I know just as much as you do that there is a brontosaur's butt load to talk about. I just simply don’t know where to begin…
Well, I guess that concludes my first journal entry. Expect more long and cringe-worthy posts within the next few days. With that in mind, be sure to have a cup of *insert potent alcoholic beverage here* in hand the next time you decide to click on this ungodly thread at your own risk.
Right-o then. I think I’ve melted your brains enough as it is so… *Pats self on head* “That’ll do pig.”
Malice out~
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