Oh I've had my share of bizarre dreams. The one I recently had started off with this pilot who had a very small plane. I'm not kidding, the thing was tiny, so small that me and this pilot could push it.
Anyway, the pilot tells me that we have to literally push start this plane for it to start, and then we have attempt to board the plane once it starts taxiing. So we do that, the next thing I know idiot me, only manages to grab the open door of the plane, while the pilot actually takes off. So we're flying along, me hanging from the open door, up high for a while.
Then he comes in low, I just go well I can't hold on any longer, and let go. I hit the ground and roll in through an open door of a restaurant, where my friends had booked a table. I made rather a dramatic entrance, and the whole restaurant bursts into applause. I can't remember if I dreamed anything else after that.
Somebody told me once that if you eat a bit too much cheese, and then go to sleep, that it can lead to some crazy dreams. So I regularly eat a bit of cheese before going to bed. I actually enjoy my crazy dreams.