Sorry in advance for the long post...
My mom...she had a baby when she was 17.. my half brother. And she was from a Catholic family so my grandmother made her give that baby up for adoption. I think she always regretted that because she really wanted children.. then one day she was up visiting my Aunt in WA state for her wedding and she was sitting in the library reading a book, and she looked up and saw my dad's legs and thought.. wow he has nice legs.. but then was like oh well whatever, and looked back down at her book. A couple minutes later my dad walked over to her and struck up a conversation.. "Hey you were at that wedding too huh blah blah blah" Anyway they became friends and a couple months later mom was moving from LA to Arizona to live with her aunt. My dad was on his way back up to WA state so they were car pooling. He was like, "Yea I will drop you off in Arizona on the way"... Well she fell asleep in the car and when she woke up they were in Albuquerque, NM. Mom was PISSED.. and he was like, hey we could make a life here for us.. and I can't turn around.. we are already too far passed Arizona. I thought you would want to be with me.. and mom was like No.. I don't love you or anything.. but see dad is abusive and controlling and mom is a weak pansy ass care bear that can't think for herself.. so they ended up staying in NM for a couple weeks.. mom really was just trying to get enough money to get back to Arizona and dad was just lazing around like an idiot.. and anyway one cold November night.. he started coming on to her and she thought to herself.. yea he has nice legs and good hair and eyes and teeth and it's that time of month and I really want a baby... and so boom I was conceived.. Mom never loved him.. she barely even liked him. She was just selfish and wanted a kid I guess.. And he was apparently good stock. Anyway then they both moved up to WA state together and thus starts my wonderful life of domestic violence until she gets smart and leaves him when I was 4.. haven't seen or talked to him since. Glorious, huh?