Je ne parle pas francais.
I remember a little bit from french class in 7th grade. I can say what my name is and put together a few other random phrases usually involving cheese and/or omelettes. Other than that, just english.
I've taken some classes in spanish and latin, but mostly I just know english. But even that I don't have a complete grasp on as far as speaking goes. But it is a written language anyways, so I guess it works out.
Apart from the obvious ones (Norwegian, Swedish and Danish), I've only mastered English. I did learn German in middle school and spanish in high school, but my grades were so-so in the former and crappy in the latter.
The remains of high school Spanish (I can handle basic conversations and translate Spanish billboards), a very tiny bit of my 2 years of Latin, and one phrase from my year of ancient Greek (which I love): χαλεπος εστιν ό βιος. (That means "Life is difficult." )