JohnnAY
Well-known member
UGH, this is getting REEAL old. Why can't I just go about my day like a normal functioning adult! I just want to do normal things like go to the library and study without turning into goddamn garden sprinkler!
Today there was a really attractive girl behind the counter at Subway. I was rehearsing in my head while I waited in line: "6 inch turkey on wheat , 6 inch turkey on wheat, 6 inch turkey on wheat". Then, when it finally comes time for me to order..... "CAN I GET A 6 INCH FOOT-LONG."
The whole time I was there I appeared fidgety, sweaty, I stuttered my words, and I could tell she was giving me weird glances. Lastly, as I'm reaching over to take the receipt out of her hand, I drop my caseless phone on the ground. This triggers the attention of everyone else in the restaurant. As I bend down to pick up my phone, I drop my sandwich all over the floor. At that point I was screaming at myself: "CHRIST, CAN YOU KEEP IT TOGETHER?" I'm never showing my face there again.
Thanks for reading. Yea, I know there are starving children in Africa.
Today there was a really attractive girl behind the counter at Subway. I was rehearsing in my head while I waited in line: "6 inch turkey on wheat , 6 inch turkey on wheat, 6 inch turkey on wheat". Then, when it finally comes time for me to order..... "CAN I GET A 6 INCH FOOT-LONG."
The whole time I was there I appeared fidgety, sweaty, I stuttered my words, and I could tell she was giving me weird glances. Lastly, as I'm reaching over to take the receipt out of her hand, I drop my caseless phone on the ground. This triggers the attention of everyone else in the restaurant. As I bend down to pick up my phone, I drop my sandwich all over the floor. At that point I was screaming at myself: "CHRIST, CAN YOU KEEP IT TOGETHER?" I'm never showing my face there again.
Thanks for reading. Yea, I know there are starving children in Africa.