Your mother really wants you to get a boyfriend, doesn't she? That must be so awkward for you, particularly being asexual and all.
mom: he's flirting with you, you know?
me: no, mom.
mom: I know when people are throwing out hints, weirdy... trust me- he's flirting!
me: you tend to think that anyone who looks at you is flirting with you, mom.
mom: that's because they are!... subconsciously.
me: no, mom... they just happen to have wandering eyes.
mom: well, he was flirting with you! I know it!
me: If it's true--that's a little inappropriate for a doctor to be flirting with his patient, don't you think? -__-'
mom:... you're right. I'm just bored.
Maybe they dropped something in that water!I've been awake for 34 hours, even though I did have a tiny nap of an hour or less earlier today. Why am I not falling off my chair in complete exhaustion? Strange. Either way, I do think it's bed time soon!
Ha, I would taste it if there were other ingredients in that water! Or would I? Hmmm! :Maybe they dropped something in that water!
Btw the times I went out without drinking I drunk coke![]()
me: whats the plan
friend: watching ponies on youtube
me: then what
friend: ponies on youtube
me: then what
friend: ponies
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Morning after a party. The day I spend agonizing over every word that came out of my mouth the night before. Ugh.
Morning after a party. The day I spend agonizing over every word that came out of my mouth the night before. Ugh.